Whitest Kids U’ Know – Hot Daughter

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Whitest Kids U’ Know – Hot Daughter

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[Whitest Kids U’ Know – Hot Daughter]

[Sister (Lacey):] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, my god, I am so late. Where the heck is my scrunchy? Oh, oh great. [Courtney] is here already? Okay, I have cheerleading practice after school, so I’ll be home late. I love you. Bye!

[Son:]
Dad, why is my sister so hot?

[Father:]
I have no idea.

[Son:]
I mean I’m not crazy, right, like she is hot.

[Father:]
It’s insane, how hot she is.

[Son:]
Was mom ever that hot?

[Father:]
God, no.

[Son:]
I feel bad like I’m [fucked up] for being attractive to my sister.

[Father:]
Oh! I think I am in a little worse of a position.

[Son:]
I mean did you see her ass?

[Father:]
Yes.

[Son:]
Was that a skirt?

[Father:] Source: LYBIO.net
I don’t know, was like painted on. This house is ridiculous. I hate my kids.

[Son:]
Hey…

[Father:]
I got to move her room to the back shed or something or I don’t know, send her on a semester abroad.

[Son:]
No, dad. Hot girls only get hotter if you move into Europe.

[Father:]
Son of a bitch.

[Son:]
And it doesn’t help that she leaves her doors wide open every time she changes. Yesterday, I saw her get into a bikini.

[Father:]
Oh! Boo hoo hoo, I have to go to each one of her swim meets.

[Son:]
Oh, dad, she is coming back.

[Father:]
I’ll just quit. Look at your breakfast.

[Daughter (Lacey):]
I’m back.

[Father:]
What do you want?

[Daughter:]
I forgot my cheerleading underwear.

[Son:]
Oh God.

[Father:]
Oh, just get it and get out, you [minx].

[Daughter:]
What?

[Father:]
Nothing. Just go to school.

[Daughter:]
Are you mad at me?

[Father:]
No, I’m not mad. I’m just – I’m having a really hard day today.

[Daughter:]
Oh! I’m sorry daddy. Let me give you a hug.

[Father:]
What – no – that’s not, no – Lacey, Lacey – Lacey, Lacey, Lacey…

[Daughter:]
Are we using a different detergent around here?

[Father:]
I don’t know. I don’t care.

[Daughter:]
I think we are. Look, I have a rash.

[Father:]
Oh! Come on.

[Son:]
What?

[Father:]
Put your shirt down.

[Daughter:]
Oh, daddy, it’s just a human body. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

[Father:]
It is and I am. I am so ashamed.

[Background:]
It’s a girl. It’s a girl. It’s a girl.

[Father:]
You know what I don’t think I should be a father. Yeah, I’m out of here.

Harold.

[Father:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
No [its for the best.]

Whitest Kids U' Know - Hot Daughter

Whitest Kids U’ Know – Hot Daughter

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