Vermin Supreme – When I’m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

1

Vermin Supreme – When I’m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

“http://Lybio.net
The Accurate Source To Find Quotes To Vermin Supreme – When I’m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony.”

[Vermin Supreme – When I’m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony]

[Host] Source: LYBIO.net
In opening 2 minutes to Vermin Supreme.

[Vermin Supreme] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you.

Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough, it must be stopped. For too long this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay – in spirit and incisors. A country’s future depends on its – on its ability to bite back. We can no longer be a nation indentured. Our very salivation is at stake.

Together we must brace ourselves as we cross over to the bridgework into the 23rd century. Let us bite the bullet and together make America a sea of shining smiles, from sea to shiny sea.

Now friends some people will tell you that this mandatory tooth brushing law is about the secret dental police kicking down your door to make sure you’ve brushed. Friends. It is not. LYBIO.net

Some will mention the dental re-education centres or the preventative dental maintenance detention facilities. It’s about none of these things. It is not about the government issued toothpaste containing addictive yet harmless substance. No friends. It is not even about DNA gene splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.

Friends what this mandatory tooth brushing law is really about is strong teeth for strong America. My name is Vermin Supreme. I’m a friendly fascist, a tyrant you can trust and you should let me run your life because I know what is best for you. Yes I’m a politician and I will promise you anything your electoral heart desires because you are my constituents, you are the informed voting public and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make.

Vote Early. Vote Often. Remember a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away. I would like to take this moment to acknowledge my mother who is in the audience here today, please stand up, mother, please stand up, ummm, if you can stand up, please stand up. She’s gonna try to stand up so you can acknowledge her. This is – this is my mother. There you go. And five years ago this April, I gave her a kidney. My challenge to you people, everybody on stage and everybody in the audience, give up a kidney.

[Host]
Alright, thank you Mr. Supreme.

[Host]
Mr. Supreme. Welcome back.

[Vermin Supreme] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you sir.

[Host]
Like some of the other candidates including former governor Romney, this is not, should we say, you’re first rodeo.

[Vermin Supreme]
Let us say that.

[Host]
This is not the first time you’ve run for President New Hampshire Primary.

[Vermin Supreme] Source: LYBIO.net
Correct.

[Host]
Umm, president Romney has been accused and I’m not taking a position, one way or the other, of taking positions on different issues, umm, I’m asking you right now, do you still stand by your pledge made in 2008 to provide a pony for every American?

[Vermin Supreme]
Yes I do sir! Free Pony’s for all Americans. One of the overlooked issues in American today. My free-pony platform is of course is a jobs creation program it will create lots and lots of jobs once we ah switch over to pony based economy, it will also lower our dependence on foreign oil, we will also be able to turn all that pony poop into methane gas, and wonderful compost and be able to re-up our soil that is being depleted by aero-chemicals etcetera. etcetera. etcetera. And of course the important thing to realize is, it is a Federal pony identification program where you will need your pony at all times. Thank you very much.

[Woman Reporter] Source: LYBIO.net
Mr. Supreme, I wanted to follow up with Ambassadors Shoemakers question?

[Vermin Supreme]
Yes!

[Woman Reporter]
Regarding the Pony’s.

[Vermin Supreme]
Yes!

[Woman Reporter] Source: LYBIO.net
Is that the only government entitlement program that you support? What other entitlement programs are you for?

[Vermin Supreme]
Just that one. That’s that’s enough! But ah – in the vein of energy production I would also like to address my – harnessing the awesome power of zombies for energy sources, it’s not just to run away from anymore, no. We have giant turbines we are working on and we will have lots of zombies – sorry – dangle brains in front of them and they will turn the giant turbines, creating energy to lessen the dependency on foreign oil in America here toady. Thank you.

[Host]
Mr. Supreme, your 30 second closing statement please.

[Vermin Supreme]
My name is Vermin. My name is Vermin. Vermin Supreme. My name is Vermin. My name is Vermin. My name is Vermin. Vermin Vermin Supreme. And you can vote. And you can vote. And you can vote for me for President if you want to, and ah and my name is Vermin. And ummm okay, thanks very much for coming out today. Oh oh oh – and one more thing ah, ah, Jesus told me to make Randall Terry gay with matches sprinkled up whooooo whooooo whooooo. He’s turning gay – he’s turning gay – can you see it, whooooo. LYBIO.net

[Host] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh god, okay thank you Mr. Supreme, thank you, thank you thank you, alright alright okay okay okay okay

Vermin Supreme – When I’m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony. My free-pony platform is of course is a jobs creation program it will create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to pony based economy. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

On LYBIO.net Transcripts, Speeches, Text, Words, Quotes and New Reading Content. http://www.lybio.net


Filed under Comedy, People by on . Comment#

Comments on Vermin Supreme – When I’m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony Leave a Comment

Vermin Supreme @ 1:37 pm #

VOTE FOR ME FOR FREE PONIES!

Leave a Comment

Fields marked by an asterisk (*) are required.


− one = three