## Verizon Math Fail

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[Verizon Math Fail]

Looks like you’re questioning the kilobyte usage that was done while in Canada? .002 dollars and .002 cents.

Yes. Do you recognize there’s a difference between those two numbers?

No, .002 dollars and .002 cents.

Yes. Is there a difference between…

They’re, they’re both the same if you look at them on paper wise.

No, they’re not, actually…

So, if you take .002…

Cents, remember, Cents

… times 35896… is 71 dollars and 79 cents. Source: LYBIO.net

No, that would be 71 cents. How much should I be charged?

By, by the way this is calculated, 71 dollars and 79 cents. You’re paying two tenths of a penny per kilobyte, if you want to look at it that way.

Hold it, hold it. Two tenths of a penny would be .2 cents. You quoted me .002 cents. So which is the real rate?

.002, sir.

.002 what?

Cents per kilobyte.

So you just said it was .2 pennies, and then you also said it’s .002 cents. Those are two completely different numbers, they’re 100 fold different.

Okay, George, hold on one second for me okay?

Sure.

This is Andrea, I’m manager of the store, how can I help you today?

Hi. Do you recognize that there is a difference between one dollar and one cent?

Definitely.

Do you recognize there’s a difference between half a dollar and half a cent?

Definitely. Source: LYBIO.net

Then, do you therefore recognize there’s a difference .002 dollars and .002 cents?

No.

I’m teaching math here.

And I, eh I mean, I’m trying to get what you’re saying here, but it’s just not…

And we’re talking about cents, right?

Right. .002, if we multiply that by the amount of kilobytes usage that you have…

35893.

35893. That comes out to what you payed, 71.79

Cents. You never did the conversion from cents to dollars.

I don’t know. I’m not a mathematician.

.002 cents.

Right.

times my 35893, is a number, but it’s still in cents.

We’re not quoting .002 dollars, we’re quoting .002 cents.

Oh, God. Honestly. Source: LYBIO.net

Well, I mean it’s obviously a difference of opinion.

It’s not opinion. Okay, well you know what? I’m going to post this recording on my blog.

If that’s the stuff that you want to do that, that’s fine.

That’s what I’m going to do. And then you guys all at Verizon can learn

Unfortunately, the recording ends here. I’m sure he was saying something to the effect of, “You guys all at Verizon can learn to do some simple arithmetic.” Either that, or he’s cursing her out so bad that he decided not to post that part on his blog. HAHAHA. Thanks for Watching

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