Tron Van Nguyen Vietnamese Comedian

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Tron Van Nguyen Vietnamese Comedian

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[Tron Van Nguyen Vietnamese Comedian]

Tron Van Nguyen amateur comedian

Tron Van Nguyen: Refugee, Entrepreneur, Amateur Comedian

[Tron Van Nguyen:] Source: LYBIO.net
This is my dream to do this at good comedy club, you know. And many people are here.

[Host:]
You’re up, come on.

[Tron Van Nguyen:]
Okay, I’m – I’m always on. Do you know what my wife said? Get off of me and I said not today, I’ll try that one latter, not today.

[Host:]
You guys ready for your first comedian? Yeah. So all the way from Saïgon, Vietnam please put your hands together for Tron Van Nguyen.

[Tron Van Nguyen:]
Boy look at all the good looking people in here, hah? Boy, it looked like a fashion suit. Take a picture and send it to a fashion magazine, you know. Um…okay, knock knock.

Audience:
Who’s there?

[Tron Van Nguyen:]
Pol.

Audience:
Pol, who?

[Tron Van Nguyen:] Source: LYBIO.net
Pol Pot! Run away if you have glasses or he will kill you. Um… pol pot kill people if they have glasses because they thought that they are intelligent, so that is what he kill people for, it’s crazy. If you didn’t know that that’s the joke, okay.

[Tron Van Nguyen:]
At supermarket so many choices in America, right, 100 cereal, 100 soups, 100 juice right. And my wife can’t make a choice so she bring it all home. I come home so much food and I say honey, what are you crazy? What – we are going to waste this food?

And she said Tron shut up. She’s such a bad wife. Seriously I have to think I’m going to have to kill her. No, I won’t kill her.

[Tron Van Nguyen:]
So I came to America by boat, okay, like refugee, very dangerous. Okay, this is not funny, this is real. I also lost some family member on the boat. I lost son, my only son, I also lost two daughter but one daughter she lived. But why is it always the bad daughter that live. You know she does not eat, never eat you know. In America, so much food and still no eating. And I say eat, and eat and she gets skinny and skinny. Find out she had AIDS. No she did not have AIDS, I’m kidding. But she does not eat. Okay, then I’m Tron Van Nguyen, thank you.

[Voice Over:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
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Tron Van Nguyen Vietnamese Comedian

Tron Van Nguyen Vietnamese Comedian

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