Trevor Noah: That’s Racist – Tacos
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[Trevor Noah: That’s Racist – Tacos]
[Trevor Noah (February 20, 1984)] Source: LYBIO.net
I was going out for lunch, Downtown, Los Angeles with a friend of mine. My friend David he’s like yo, Trev, you want to get something to eat. I said what should we get it is like Mexican food, dude, Mexican food. I am never, I’m never had Mexicans like, what you never have Mexican foods.
No I don’t, because you know Mexico is in South Africa they never came over. He was like, yo dude, you got to have tacos man, you’re missing out. You got to have tacos. I was like, okay, let’s go get tacos, I don’t know what these things are you know. We go out, it’s not even a restaurant. This is a truck parked on the side of the road. Taco truck you know this because there was a big sign of tacos, tacos…
So I was standing in the line waiting, there was a lot of people really popular, I finally get to the front of the line, the guy comes to the window in the truck and he’s like, yeah, you want tacos. So I would be awkward if I didn’t. you know, I don’t know maybe just want a coke or something.
[Trevor Noah] Source: LYBIO.net
I said, no, no I won’t come here for coke. I came for tacos, give me tacos.
Okay, how many tacos you want?
So I don’t know what they are. So just give me one, to say one taco…
One taco coming up.
And he goes and prepares it, this thing comes back and he was like hey, here is your taco friend. Thank you. And he said, hey, you want a napkin?
All right, what.
He was like, you want a napkin?
In our side of the world, napkin is that thing babies wear to hold their shits. So he was trying to say serviette, which is what everyone in the world says expect America, serviette’s, he goes you want a napkin.
So why the hell would I want a napkin. He said, yeah, man for the mess afterwards. It’s for the mess, is that instance than I’m going to need a napkin. Because you never know the tacos man, one minute you think you’ve got it then it is coming out.
So that’s disgusting.
[Trevor Noah] Source: LYBIO.net
No, it’s normal everybody does it here man. It’s part of the experience. I said that’s the problem with your country my friend, where I am from that is disgusting. I do not need a napkin, I’m a grown man I can control myself. He said, hey, what you want to do? I said, I’ll just eat it in the car on the way home, then I’m safe. He said, hey, then you a mess in the car man. Don’t do it, don’t be a hero, just take the napkin.
I said, I’m not being a hero, I’m a grown man. I don’t need a napkin. If it gets really bad I will just squeeze it really, really tight. And he says, yeah that’s the problem, some people they don’t know they squeeze it to tight, and then the juice comes spraying out even more man. It can spread all over you, on your pants and on your shirt. I’m like, on my shirt, how the hell will the shit get over to my shirt. First thing, bouncing on the ground and exploding at over what the hell. He said you’re wasting my time, you want a napkin or not. I said, no I don’t want napkins. In fact I don’t even want tacos, I just came for a coke. Ahhhhhh!
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