Tracy Morgan Monologue SNL
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[Tracy Morgan Monologue SNL]
[Tracy Morgan:] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much, thank you so much, nah, I’m just playing. Y’all thought for a minute that was real, but I’m back! It feels so good to be here.
You may have seen on the news I was in a terrible car accident a year ago. It was awful, but it also showed me how much love and support I have in this world.
So a couple of months ago I called Lorne Michaels, he’s my co-Obi-Wan Kenobi. And I said: ‘Lorne, when I get back on my feet, I wanna come home’ And here I am!
People were wondering, can he speak? Does he have 100% mental capacity? But the truth is I never did. I might actually be a few points higher now.
But for [real/raw], I’m so lucky I have my comedy family. When this happened, I knew they would all be there to support me, and I already knew how much they cared for me from a very special episode of 30 Rock where my character Tracy Jordan almost died.
Take a look at this episode from 2012 it was prophetic. See, I know the word ‘prophetic’ — my brain works.
Anyway, take a look.
Original Air Date October 3, 2012
Thank you doctor, keep us posted. Ah… bad news. That was my good friend Dr. Rand Paul he says that Tracy technically died for seven minutes after trying to gnaw and artificially inseminate his box jellyfish. We don’t know if he’s going to make it.
Who would have thought Tracy’s disgusting fantasies and his love of exotic marine life would combine in such a tragic way?
[Alec Baldwin:] Source: LYBIO.net
But we all did [Liz] Lemon that’s why we had that insurance policy that covers his penis being eaten by an karwar.
I hope Tracy pulls through this, he told me he was going to get me backstage at the Grammy’s to meet Skrillex and Psy [Park Jae-sang]. Remember this is 2012.
Mr. Jordan has got to get better. Who is going to teach me to drink Hennessy until I threw up on the Knicks. Who is going to remind me to expose myself to dogs to show them who is the Alpha.
Well, Kenneth [Parcell] that’s the thing about loss it’s only when someone or something is taken away from you that you realize how much you really miss it, even things that seem silly or ridiculous at the time can be a profound sense of loss when they’re gone. As my friend quote; […] once said —
Good god, Tracy!
I’m black and better than ever.
Oh… Mr. Jordan you’re alive! Oh let me smell your sour ears.
Tracy, I’m so happy you’re alive. And if you receive any kind of insurance settlement because of this I may also be in love with you.
I love you too, tiny butt Jones. And I won’t miss any more shows Jackie D [Jack Donaghy]. I learn my lesson, animals though beautiful and very sexual are not here for our amusement, and I will promise you and you will see, I will never do stupid stuff again.
Well thank you Tracy, but I got to be honest, I was so worried that you weren’t going to make it uh… that you may find a cake that says welcome Cedric the Entertainer in your dressing room.
[Tina Fey:] Source: LYBIO.net
I just want to say one last thing, Tracy, from the heart and this part is no joke. We’re so happy that you’re okay and we’re happier that you’re ready to make people laugh again. Are those SMASH people under me? Those SMASH people down there again?
[Tracy Morgan:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
As you can see, everything is going to be just fine. I’ve got my family here, my cast, my crew, and I’ve got my Obi-Wan Kenobi, Lorne Michaels. So, lets be funny – everybody get up here y’all… come up here… I’m serious… we got a great show for you […] here, so stick around. We will be right back.
Thanks for watching and remember to subscribe – now it’s laser time. phew phew…
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