Tommy Jordan – Facebook Parenting – For The Troubled Teen
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[Tommy Jordan – Facebook Parenting – For The Troubled Teen]
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[Tommy Jordan] Source: LYBIO.net
Good afternoon it’s ah it’s February 7th 2012. This is from my daughter Hannah and more importantly for all her friends on Facebook who thought that her little rebellion post was cute. And for all you parents out there that you know your kids don’t post bad things on Facebook well I’m gonna read you one I took off my daughters Facebook wall. And she thought that she’d be smart by blocking her parents from being able to see it. Hannah you were grounded for about 3 months for doing something really sim-similiar to this and I would of thought with a father that worked in IT for a living, you would have better sense to do it again. But I just spent about 6 hours yesterday fixing your computer for you, upgrading it for you, spent about $130.00 dollars on software. And today I run across the post on your Facebook page that you didn’t think I – I would be able to see. So since you want to hide it from everyone, I’mma share it with everybody. This is called to my parents, by the way:
[Hannah] Source: LYBIO.net
To my parents,
I’m not your damn slave. It’s not my responsibility to clean up your shit. We have a cleaning lady for a reason. Her name is Linda, not Hannah.
If you want coffee, get off your ass and get it yourself. If you want a garden, shovel the fertilizer yourself, don’t sit back on your ass and watch me do it. If you walk in the house and get mud all over the floor that I just cleaned, be my guest, but clean it up after you are done getting shit everywhere.
I’m tired of picking up after you. You tell me at least once a day that I need to get a job.
( I love this part )
You could just pay me for all the shit that I do around the house.
( Seriously, are you kidding me, I’ll get to that in a minute. )
Every day when I get home from school, I have to do dishes, clean the counter tops, all the floors, make all the beds, do the laundry and get the trash. I’m not even going to mention all the work I do around your clinic.
And if I don’t do all that every day, I get grounded. Do you know how hard it is to keep up with chores and schoolwork? It’s freaking crazy.
I go to sleep at 10 o’clock every night because I am too tired to stay up any longer and do anything else. I have to get up at five in the morning, to get ready for school. On the weekends, I have to sleep with my door locked so my little brother won’t come get me up at six.
( that part is true. )
This is all true.
( this is what she’s saying. )
And I’m tired – I’m tired of this bullshit. Next time I have to pour a cup of coffee, I’m going to flip shit. I have no idea how I have a life. I’m going to hate to see the day when you get too old to wipe your ass and you call me, asking for help. I won’t be there.
Your Pissed Kid,
[Tommy Jordan] Source: LYBIO.net
I’mma address a couple of these. We have a lady that cleans the house for us as a favor to treat off some services. She is not – and you will never again refer her as a cleaning lady. That lady works harder in one day than you have ever in your life.
Pay you for the chores you – seriously! Pay you for chores that you are supposed to do around the house.
You come home from school and you have a list of chores that are on the wall cause you can’t remember them if – if you don’t. They are: Umm
Sweep the living room and kitchen floor. Which total will take you about 3 minutes.
If the counter tops are dirty wipe them down which takes about a minute.
If the dishwasher is full and been run, empty it. And put the dishes away. If it’s not, just be sure all the glasses and stuff are in the dishwasher.
If you have any laundry of your own. Do it!
And if your bed is unmade. Do it!
You don’t have to do my laundry. You don’t have to make my bed. You don’t have to make the guest bed. You have to make your own bed. Once a month or so, I guess you probably have to make the guest bed. But umm, pay – pay you for chores, are you out of your mind! You’re 15 going on 16 years old. You want things for your laptop, you want a new battery, you want a new board, you want a new camera, you want a new phone, you want a new iPod, but you won’t get off your lazy ass to get – to even look for a job. The only job that you have applied to is the one I made you apply to because I got the application for you. The ah – and you’ve been too lazy to carry that back.
When I was you age I’had moved out of the house, lived on my own, when to College while in High-school, worked two jobs was a volunteer Fireman and still went to school.
Your responsibilities include waking up on time and getting on the bus. That’s the end of your responsibilities each day. You don’t have that hard of life which you’re about to.
I warned you months ago about ah – what would happen, if you did something like this on Facebook again, the last time you were grounded, quite frankly, I forgot now, it was for something fairly childish and stupid. Um – you know we took away the computer, that kind of thing – no cell phone – no Facebook – umm – and I told you if it ever happened again that it’ll be a lot worse. And I was really close that day putting a bullet through your laptop.
Now, this time I just spent all day yesterday, blew half my day – upgrading your laptop, putting new software on it, umm – spent about $130.00 bucks in software to get everything – you know – the way that you wanted to have it for school.
You don’t have to worry about buying a new laptop battery, you don’t have to worry about buying a new power cord, you don’t have to worry about buying a new camera cause you won’t be using any of them to probably College. Umm – I don’t know how to say that I am disappointed in you and how disrespectful you were, to every single adult in your life. But kid – you got it easy – way easy. It’s about to get harder – it’s about to get a whole lot harder – today. Cause you are not gonna see this – and – for all you know, you may never ever see this but as soon as I’m done, I’m gonna post this on your Facebook wall. So all those kids that thought it was cool for how rebellious you were – cause – see what happens. And all the parents may get an idea to put a boot up their own kids ass. Cause all this – there was more curse words in that one post – just – ridiculous. Not happening – disrespectful to me, you mother, your step-mother, your family, your friends and yourself.
So Imma – Imma put a stop to it, and I’mma put a stop to it right now. That right there is your laptop – you see it’s out here on the ground. This right here is my 45′. That was the first round, these are “exploding hollow point rounds”. From ah – and ya – you’re gonna have to pay me back for these to. Cause these are about one dollar a piece. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 oh ya, after that comment you made about your mom, your mom told me to be sure I put one there for her, so that ones’ from her. And if I got one left – I got two left – now I’m out!
So, just for the record, whenever your not grounded whenever year that happens to be, you can have a new laptop when you buy a new laptop.
And when you pay me back for the $130.00 dollars for the software I spent on your yesterday.
Hope you enjoyed your fiasco on Facebook. Hope it was worth all this. Umm have a good day ya’ll.
Tommy Jordan – Facebook Parenting – For The Troubled Teen. But kid – you got it easy – way easy. It’s about to get harder – it’s about to get a whole lot harder – today. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.