Tommy Edison – Blind Man Vs. The ATM

Tommy Edison – Blind Man Vs. The ATM

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[tapping]

[Tommy Edison]
I gotta go to the bank, and grab a little bit of money.

[Tommy Edison]
(Tommy live) How am I supposed to do this now – like this? So, what we’re gonna do is go to the ATM.

[Tommy Edison]
(Tommy live) It doesn’t give me much time. Why didn’t that work? Oh. I got a pair of headphones with me, so I can plug in. Plug ‘em in, standard headset jack. It’s on the ATM for spoken instructions. It takes a little bit longer for me than sighted people.

[Tommy Edison]
(Tommy live) It tells me to plug them in, but it doesn’t tell me where to plug them in. Take cash below – that doesn’t work. Jack. Ring-a-ding-ding.

[Tommy Edison]
(Tommy narrating) Normally, when there’s – like there’s little circle around the headphone jack or something. It’s pretty recognizable.

[Tommy Edison]
(Tommy live) Jack below. There. No? And you know, when the braille says “right below”, I’m thinking right below. But it was a couple of things below.
Way below, like down here below? No. Maybe down there below? Why would they put that up there for that? What the – why is it so complicated for me?
Why can’t I find the stupid hole? Oy vey.

[Tommy Edison]
(Tommy narrating) The simplest thing in the world, but I couldn’t find it because it was sort of camouflaged. I promise you, it was camouflaged.

[Tommy Edison]
(Tommy live) There’s a hole there with nothing, there’s nothing in between the holes.

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(Tommy narrating) I just started to push the headphone in, just randomly, into places – just push, push push.

[Tommy Edison]
(Tommy live) …as is that. Nothing plugs in anywhere. Unless it plugs in there. Oh, it scared me. Wow, it doesn’t feel like a hole at all, does it?

[ATM]
(ATM) This ATM provides spoken instructions for your convenience.
For a tutorial, press enter on the keypad.
Hopefully, nobody’s gonna be impatient, and be banging on the door….
“Come on, already, hurry up!”

[ATM]
(ATM) The keypad is located to the lower left of the headphone jack,
approximately 7 inches at 7 o’clock.
One time I was at an ATM, and this woman just being as loud as can be,
“ohhh”.

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(ATM) The keypad consists of 16 keys.
There are 4 rows of keys with 4 keys on each row.
The left 3 columns of keys are identical to a telephone keypad,
with the number 1 in the upper left.
I was like, you know what lady, I can’t see, alright? Calm down.
I’ll be out of here in a min – I’m trying to catch a train.
(ATM) Insert your card with the raised print facing up.
into the left side of the slot.
Please enter your pin using the keypad.
[keypad beeping]

[ATM]
(ATM) Select enter to continue.
[more beeping]

[ATM]
(ATM) Enter
For withdrawal, press enter.
[beep]
Enter
Normally when you enter numbers, like if you do it on a phone, they want it in dollars and cents.
Like, say you want 400 dollars, you go “four double zero double zero”

[ATM]
(ATM) Four zero zero zero zero
Enter. You have exceeded the limit that this ATM can dispense.
I took off the 2 zeros…
(ATM) Four zero zero

[Tommy Edison]
(Tommy) Let’s try this.
[cash dispenser wheels spinning]
There we go.
So now I have money. So now we can go have a couple of refreshments.

[ATM]
(ATM) Thank you.

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(Tommy) Thank you.
[beep]
♪ [bumper music]

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