Tommy Chong’s Unaired Lincoln Ad

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Tommy Chong’s Unaired Lincoln Ad

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[Tommy Chong’s Unaired Lincoln Ad]

[Tommy Chong:] Source: LYBIO.net
You know, I’ve been smoking weed since… long before anyone paid me to smoke weed.

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Did you ever realize you’re not in traffic, you are the traffic?

Some people say you can’t go back but sure you can, you just put the car in reverse.

Whoa, I thought this was the 405.

That’s a lot of bull.

Siri how do you remove a bull off the road?

[Siri:]
Showing results for ‘how to blow your load.’

[Tommy Chong:]
Oh… come on Siri, we don’t have time for this.

[Siri:]
The time is 4:20 PM. Your appointment with Parole Officer starts in ten minutes.

[Tommy Chong:]
Oh… shit.

[Siri:]
And dude, you smell like a sack of sour diesel. To avoid jail time use a Chong Swipe to remove the smell of weed from your clothing prior to appointment.

[Tommy Chong:]
Okay… directions to Parole Officer.

[Siri:]
Tommy, you have been parked at your destination for 30 minutes.

SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA
COUNTRY OF LOS ANGELES
SANTA MONICA COURTHOUSE

[Tommy Chong:]
Well thanks for being responsible, Sirs.

[Siri:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
He can never be Seri-ous, can he? See, I can say funny shit too.

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Tommy Chong's Unaired Lincoln Ad

Tommy Chong’s Unaired Lincoln Ad

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