Tim Crist PAC-MAN Obsessed

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[Tim Crist PAC-MAN Obsessed]

Pacman Obsessed

totally OBSESSED

[Fred Willard:] Source: LYBIO.net
Meet Tim Christ, the man obsessed with PAC-Man.

[Tim Christ:]
After all this time he’s still there, he’s still yellow, he’s still perfectly round, he’s still eating things. I feel as if his glowing light is always protecting me and guiding me and making all my enemies blue and edible.

Tim “shoebox” CRIST obsessed with PAC-Man

[Tim Christ:]
Behold I am PAC-Man. PAC-Man just gives me this feeling of giddiness, like there’s all these tingles running up and down my nipples. And it’s just a wonderful thing like, hey look it’s PAC-Man!

[Fred Willard:]
For the past 20 years, Tim’s life has been consumed by PAC-Man.

[Tim Christ:]
If you’ve never played PAC-Man before, it’s a little something like this. [mimics PAC-Man game sound] Look what you’ve done.

[Kim Crist (Tim’s Wife):]
It’s like he has a bond with PAC-Man. He has this psychic connection with PAC-Man.

[Tim Christ:]
PAC-Man, PAC-Man, PAC-Man. I get kind of an odd bit a little PAC-Man feeling when I get the impression that he maybe nearby. And there he’ll be, you know, his golden yellow light just… ahhhhhh…… Alright… PAC-Man.

Greg Yeti Tim’s friend

[Greg Yeti:]
You will be there and he’ll be reaching his pockets instead of for a condom he’ll reach it for tokens.

[Tim Christ:]
Quarter, quarter, quarter, quarter, quarter. Hello.

[Mike Ciresi (Pizza Parlour Employee):]
How are you?

[Tim Christ:]
May be perhaps ask you for some quarter that I may offer into the great yellow one.

[Mike Ciresi:]
Certainly, certainly. You keep the great yellow ones going from my wall again right.

[Tim Christ:]
Sorry about that.

[Mike Ciresi:]
He’s really hard on the buttons I feel bad for the machine. You know…

[Scott Farmer (Pizza Parlour Employee):]
Thank god, I’m not a PAC-Man machine.

[Mike Ciresi:]
Right, Right.

[Tim Christ:] Source: LYBIO.net
No – don’t – okay, I should destroy you with my PAC-Man now.

[Fred Willard:]
Tim has spent $10,000 dollars in quarters alone playing every day on his lunch break.

[Scott Farmer:]
Man he is possessed.

[Mike Ciresi:]
Yeah, he’s possessed. Absoluetly.

[Scott Farmer:]
Right, right.

[Tim Christ:]
Yeah.

[Fred Willard:]
In spite of playing PAC-Man just he was seven years old, Tim is yet to master the game.

[Tim Christ:]
I have no time, oh… When the holy semicircle of life meets his demise, and the melting the he does, it always brings me a feeling that maybe I could’ve done something more, maybe I could’ve turned left instead of right. PAC-Man no, Clyde tried to bite PAC-Man, Clyde bite PAC-Man, why Clyde bite PAC-Man?!!!

[Fred Willard:]
PAC-Man was made for 20 different game systems and Tim has everyone enabling him to play in every room in his home.

[Kim Crist:]
It’s very frustrating trying to play PAC-Man with Tim.

[Tim Christ:]
You have to avoid them. The trick is to not run into them when they try to eat you. See game over, now you don’t get to play anymore it’s all me. You get to watch me play.

[Kim Crist:]
It just a total exercising futility for me because I’ll be waiting 15 minutes for my turn.

[Tim Christ:]
Ha, ha PAC-Man eat you now, hahahahah – how was that.

[Kim Crist:]
I’m going to cry.

[Tim Christ:]
Why no – don’t cry. Okay hold on.

[Fred Willard:]
In 2001 Tim put his passion for PAC-Man to music in a song called PAC-Man is naked and so should you.

[Tim Christ:]
Are you ready for PAC-Man. It is time to go.

[Greg Yeti:] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s wrong with you, Tim, Tim what’s wrong with you?

[Tim Christ:]
The best way to PAC-Man is to use the game! You moving joystick and you eat the dot

[Greg Yeti:]
There should be councilors involved.

[Tim Christ:]
Sometimes you just got to bring the message to the people. Occasionally, I’ll be driving around and I’ll pass somebody who’d doesn’t look like he has invited the full glory of PAC-Man to his life. And I feel the need to, you know, convey to him somehow that you really should. PAC-Man, PAC-Man, PAC-Man.

[Fred Willard:]
Least the public forget about PAC-Man, Tim goes out every week to remind them.

[Tim Christ:]
PAC-Man.

[Fred Willard:]
He won’t rest until the world shares his enthusiasm for PAC-Man.

[Tim Christ:]
I simply profess the glory of the golden one who is round and eats things. It is written that you should play PAC-Man and only then say you know the glory of PAC-Man.

[Kim Crist:]
It can be extremely embarrassing, when we’re driving down the road – people are standing there, they’re like — PAC-Man.

[Tim Christ:]
All before PAC-Man, there is glory. Feel the glory of PAC-Man. Say, PAC-Man.

[People:]
No.

[Tim Christ:]
Say, PAC-Man! I think these people are going to look back in their lives, they’re going to be lying at their desk and thinking my god, I’ve squandered my life. Think of all the times I played things that weren’t PAC-Man. Say PAC-Man, say PAC-Man! And now it’s too late. PAC-Man!

[Greg Yeti:]
It’s adorable. In a very disturbing way it’s adorable.

[Tim Christ:]
[mimics PAC-Man game sound]

[Fred Willard:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
I’m Fred Willard and that’s it for totally obsessed, traveling to the farthest reaches of the obsession and light years beyond.

Tim Crist PAC-Man Obsessed

Tim Crist PAC-Man Obsessed

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