ThisIsHorosho – Поролоновая сабля –I====\ [Foam saber]

ThisIsHorosho – Поролоновая сабля –I====\ [Foam saber]

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[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup. I’m Stas Davidov.
Good guy perece sent us a good vid of a black guy.
And the wonderful news is that he’s so fat that it doesn’t matter what color he is.
Let’s just try not to think how those two guys got on the same ring.
But one of them weights 75 kg
and the other one’s 300!
What a huge piece of a black guy! [afropiece!]
He looks like a big chocolate pudding with legs!
It may sound a bit racist but… here’s what black people become when they’re not working regularly.
[work, nigger!]
His main training is to catch and kill a burger!
He’s so fat that when he’s old he’ll become a brokeback mountain!
Or maybe that’s a black ball of Vyborg?
Or even a death star?
*fat song*
He’s so fat that if he tries to get away from the cops he won’t be able to hide coz they would see him on Google Maps!
[houseman!]
Noo, he’s so fat that because of his gravity that little Asian guy can’t get away from him.
[orbital Asian %) ]
This little Asian understands quite well, that if he’ll get sat on – it’s the end.
That’s why the fight looks like this.
I was really worried all this time.
But the worst thing did happen.
Dunno bout you but my heart went all the way down that moment… [through the pants]
Run little asian, run for your life, he’s trying to eat you!
[sorry kid, I didn't have lunch today]
But no, he only used his ultimate strike!
LLLLLemme-go-lay-down-for-a-bit! [deadly ultimate!]
Yeah, a good tactics, lay down and wait for your opponent to beak his own bones.
But in the end the little asian won and the afrosumo guy was so shocked that someone hit him that he couldn’t stand up.
Or maybe he’s too… heavy to stand up by himself.

And this is Horosho! Source: LYBIO.net
And the second vid was sent by Tsartsidze!
Let’s move on with breathing technique course.
You shall lay eyes on the great adept of medical rap!
[medrap]
Get ready to heal your AIDS and hemorrhoids!
Anurex and hepatitis!
What? You have no AIDS or hemorrhoids or anurex or hepatitis?
What kind of a man are you? [you've no shame!]
*explaining the exercise*
Start!
One! Two!
With a nose, with a nose!
Loudly! Loudly!
With a nose!
Witanuz!
One! Two!
Well done! Good job!
With a nose! Witha a nose!
7! 16!
7, 16? The hell’s going on here?!
Rapper doctor with math problems is keeping the whole family hostage?
Awesome job!
*next exercise is called “pump” and it seems to have something to do with pumping a tire*
Ready?
Go!
One! Two!
With a nose, with a nose!
Loudly! With a nose!
7, 8!
Sharp! Short! Active!
Breath, breath!
With a nose, with a nose! Sharply, loudly!
Just don’t get too carried away tho.
It’ll tear your nose if you listen too much.
[sharply and loudly]
I dunno, he’s either trying to create a human vacuum or train a pro cocainers!
With a nose, with a nose!
With a nose, with a nose!
With a nose, with a nose!
With a nose, with a nose!
I think Little Longnose hates this exercise.
[WE NEED A TRANCE-REMIX]
[ANYONE!]
Zhenya, slow down.
So if you’re hurt I advice you to put this video on your wounds.
[link in description]

And this is Horosho!
Third vid was sent by makc1983.
Thank you Makc!
Wish they’d send more vids like this one!
Coz it’s about spring! Happiness! Good weather!
It lightens up your mood and gets rid or your armpit stench!
Yes! Those guys are gonna have a wall on wall fight using foam sabers!
Happy day! Spring! I wanna join!
Let’s all have fun!~
[LET'S GO!]
This is how this would end if the guy died.
But he survived and the bus driver is on trial for crossing on red.
[happy end!]
[your regular day in Liberty City]
Bus hit a black guy! Spring!!!~
Now let’s go fight on foam sabers!
Well, not all of em are jerks [like this < --]
This awkward moment when everyone’s having fun and someone gets hit by a bus and ruins the party.
[attention whore]
Yeah dude, sometimes a bus happens in your life.
[bus happens]
Damn, a bus! Talk about classics!
I even remembered the first Final Destination.
Serves him right! Shouldn’t have done this crap.
[normal guy mode]
Could have been a normal dude, went to work, drank vodka in the evenings and hit wife and daughter.
Nothing like this would ever happen.
Btw when i was watching it i paused for a bit and … how can i say it, saw his face!
You know, i would not only hit him with a bus, i’d drive there and back a couple of times as well.
And if you don’t want to be a black guy hit by a bus, watch the road when crossing! [be white! %)) ]

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What will your future look like?
My future will be with blackjack and girls.
And in my future Guf resurrected.
In my future I’ll see my comment in the end of the show.
If the fucker behind the wall won’t stop, then in the future i see myself stabbing his throat with a perforator.

My future would be with grannies who cant bake a pie, with a cig in my mouth and a piercing…
Subatomic particles don’t allow me to see into the future for futher than 1 second :’(

[T-shirts here:]
Sometimes a bus happens in your life.

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