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[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup Iâ€™m Stas Davidov! First vid is about Germans trying to set a really German record. Yes, this guy wants to lift 20 one liter beer mugs. We did a bit of counting and together with the mugs itâ€™s around 40-50 kilos. So far so good [itâ€™s all in the pants]. But i have a feeling that something bad is gonna happen. If he spills the beer i’m gonna have a heart attack! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MONSTER! WHAT KIND OF A HUMAN ARE YOU!!! TODAY YOU SPILL THE BEER, TOMORROW YOU KILL A KID! [Beersteria] WANTED TO SET A RECORD?? YOU DID, IN CRUELTY! SOMEBODY STOP ME, IM GONNA KICK HIS ASS!!! MONSTER!!! [3 hours and 5 vials of Ketamine later] Okay, i call for a minute of silence in memory for this beer. NO, CANT KEEP QUIET. MONSTER!!! [Monster :[ ] Guys, itâ€™s horrible [horrible] You cant duck-tape a beer [but you can a mug :P]. And some are laughing even. Laugh not to cry. Forsaken Germans. Spoiled silly [by sausages]. Beer, you were a good friend. And too young to die. [R.I.P beer]. BTW, even if you really miss beer, donâ€™t go licking it off the ground. Thatâ€™s some serious necrophilia shit [yuck]. The only thing good in this vid is that you can watch it without the vid. [Imagine this!]. Oh those Germans, subtext everywhere [Sigmund said hi]
And this is Horosho! Second vid is sent by akiroblog. And itâ€™s about an invisible rider. [chicks aren’t watching him]. Ok, so i lied. Now weâ€™re gonna see a guy who can skate and ride a bike at the same time. No, really, at the same time. Simultaneously. [awesomeness > 9000]. Scary to watch. Wonder if his roller wheels melted. Hey dude, youâ€™re doing it wrong! [smartass mode: on]. You sit on a bike. S-I-T. sit. On your ass. Yes, it happened in Pakistan [smartass mode: off]. Damn, Pakistan has some nice roads [and ppl are prolly smart as well]. Oh, right. USA havenâ€™t started bringing democracy to them yet [You require more Oil!]. Humanitarian bombings kinda ruin the roads, you know [so they say…]. If he lived in Alaska, heâ€™d ride a Husky [rhyme emperor]. It does look like a dog sled [doeslook]. [We’re gonna ride, we’re gonna fly…]. If you wanna do this at home – wear a helmet. Wait. What am I saying? [loads of rubbish]. Do not try this at home! [NEVA]. Hereâ€™s what i donâ€™t understand. Why thereâ€™re 3 of them on the other bike? [question of the day]. [“bad boys”]. Oh, and…. Itâ€™s Serj Tankian!!! If youâ€™re worried about how he stops – itâ€™s alright [tis alrite]. He knows how to stop. Unlike your alcoholic dad!
And this is Horosho! And now, a very kickass japanese video, courtesy of Di Matsuda ã€ŒçŒ«ãƒ€ã‚¤ãƒ“ãƒ³ã‚°å¤§å¤±æ•— – itâ€™s the name. Japan plus kitties – itâ€™s not your regular tugging a fur coat in your pants thing! [not dicks on walls]. And even tho itâ€™s long [long] you must see it till the end [the end].Just watch closely, donâ€™t miss a thing. [japanese cat]. [japanese cat]. [japanese cat]. I laugh at this every time i watch it! [like a horse]. It couldnâ€™t have ended better! [perfect finish]. Pussy, this is just humiliating! [shame!]. Now you gotta do a harakiri! [Thatâ€™s what Japanese do, right?] Nine times! [Cat after all]. And the worst part is – he looks like a badass experienced street cat [with balls].
And then this…. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, itâ€™s a loser-cat! And donâ€™t worry, itâ€™s only the 2nd floor [parcour!]. In fact, he jumped with such confidence. He must have a little catâ€™oâ€™shute! [*cat’o’shute :3]. And the award for â€œBest flight 2011â€ goes to… The Japanese fail-cat, with grip problems! Oh, let’s do it one more time!. Encore!
And this is Horosho! And the question was sent to us by TheMetistofel. What can *you* do to get in this video? What can you do to get in this video? Leave your interesting comments here on Youtube! Thatâ€™s all folks, Iâ€™m Stas Davidov. Subscribe, click â€œlikeâ€ and send your videos here [thisishorosho.ru] to the â€œÐÐ° ÐžÐ±Ð·Ð¾Ñ€â€ section. So, there sits an old man, wearing a hundred coats. He who undresses him – â€¦ ? GAY is gay! Is a rainbow moon!!! Is his homeless friend who thought that he died, will have no regrets! is his stylist). S: maan, do Ihave a horrible handwriting! Sr&V: show it to us S: i was in a hurry. Sr: TISOKAAAY
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