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[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup Iâ€™m Stas Davidov! First vid was sent by Kasia! More than a million views in a couple of days. And Iâ€™m telling you, this is a sight to see! [here’s a cross]. A lizard playing a game on a smartphone! [go cs?]. Planet of Apes, you say? Planet of Apes, you say? Planet of Lizards! Today heâ€™s killing digital ants [today you spilled a beer…] Tomorrow – the real thing! Wait, lizards do eat real ants. [or die tryin’] I lick the screen just like that when i watch german movi… Oh, did that came out loud? [busted!] They better not make a game where beer crawls like that [way to change the topic!]. Iâ€™ll chew thru my new iPad. Luv it how the lizard looks at the screen and goes like hmm, those guys are tastless [i.e. they don’t taste like anything]. I think iâ€™m being deceiv… MOAR ANTS. Tastes like video game? [like screen]. Scumbag owner. Reptile hungry – feed him games! If you can play WoW all day and not eat [not eat skill +6] doesnâ€™t bloody mean the animal is happy with it. And move him away from the screen! Or do you want him to become the first lizard on earth who wears glasses? [firstlizardonearthwhowearsglasses]. And what the hellâ€™s with the game? Why arenâ€™t the physiological characteristics of players taken into account? [respect my animal chracteristics!]. I will fight for lizard rights! Why canâ€™t you eat wasps? [or bumblebees] Ok, enough of PETA for one day. Instead lemme tell you how this lizard is called Bearded dragon! YO DRAGON! SHAVE!
strong>[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
And this is Horosho! A vid for â€œtips for winter examsâ€ section was sent by jerrykve. [In Russia there is a chance to get your final grade without taking the final exam, if youâ€™re an exceptional student. This practice is called â€œgetting an auto-gradeâ€. It is also called a â€œmachine-gun gradeâ€, hence the machine-gun.] [Elena Ivanovna, I’m a machine-gunner]. [And here’s my machine-gun! Can i have a machine-gun grade?]. Gentlemen, place your bets! Either he didnâ€™t put the uniform in vain and will get his auto-mark [door No. 1] [door No. 2] Or he didnâ€™t put the uniform in vain coz the next year heâ€™ll have to wear by the law [youâ€™re in the army now!] Now weâ€™ll find out! [you win]. What can i say, nailed it! [do not try this at home] Letâ€™s just hope itâ€™s not med school and heâ€™s not a future doctor [stomatologist]. On second thought, teacher would be unwise not to understand the hint of the gun on her table. [Here’s my machine-gun]. [kill me] So, cunning is his main weapon. Get it? WEAPON! I think if he went to a bank like this, heâ€™d get an auto-grade as well. [I’m a machine-gunner] Hey, i know another great way! Itâ€™s more reliable [and more common] Grade me a 5 (A)! Hereâ€™s my five! Or you go to the union and say I wanna be a member! Hereâ€™s my… Did i say that out loud as well? [naaaah] I feel universities will be overflown by those machine-gunners. Just watch out, talk it out so you wonâ€™t gather an army of classmates. [imagine everyone a machine-gunner] All in all, heâ€™s lucky. You know how it goes: A for creativity, F for the subject.
And this is Horosho! Third vid is sent by tolstovsanya. And once again itâ€™s about ruthless taekwondo! [taekwondo again]. Of course, everyone would like that. But the reality is cruel! [MOAR CRUEL]. [take that]. [and this!]. [didn’t expect that, now did ya?]. [bang! a round kick!]. Too much violence in this video! Continue without me [Stas went to look at kitty pics]. [watching without Stas ) ] Teletubbies learned taekwondo? [ohno, he’s back!]. Oh those korean kids. Whatâ€™s the matter? Didnâ€™t eat a dog in the morning? [koreans do that, right?]. Thereâ€™s whatâ€™s bugging me. 2011. Korea, country that just released the Galaxy Note! WHATâ€™S WITH THE QUALITY? [WUT?!]. ARE THEY TAKING A VID ON A HAM SANDWICH??? [before-revolutionary tech]. Canâ€™t even see trainerâ€™s ass in the mirror! [voyeur much]. [trainer’s ass 🙁 ]. Those dangerous round kicks!. Had at least one reached itâ€™s target – the whole hall would be destroyed! [Falcon punch!]. And little korean kids are prolly shouting something like kick his asian butt [butt]. â€œwe wanna see his liver!â€ [ass]. But donâ€™t worry, kids are on the light side. The winner is… Friendship! [is magic ;] ]. So jumpy! Their master must be a kangaroo [drunken kangaroo style] Hmm, here’s an idea!
strong>[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
And this is Horosho! And the question was sent to us by greeneyeser. There sits an old man, wearing a hundred coats. He who undresses him – â€¦ ? There sits an old man, wearing a hundred coats. He who undresses him – â€¦ ? Leave your interesting comments here on Youtube! Thatâ€™s all folks, Iâ€™m Stas Davidov. Subscribe, click â€œlikeâ€ and send your videos here [thisishorosho.ru] to the â€œÐÐ° ÐžÐ±Ð·Ð¾Ñ€â€ section. So, how will you celebrate New Year? Gather some friends, get drunk, bring the house down. Well everything The Sims will allow me. end polska hotel =) NEW YEAR – FRIENDSHIP – PSHE! P.S. going to Poland to get wasted, learned polish cursewords) My!
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