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[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup, Iâ€™m Stas Davidov! As a kid, who did you want to be when you grow up? Doctor? [Aybolit] Teacher? [—] Environmental enlightment methodologist? [ftagn ktulhu] But this girl right here is already half-way done in becoming a Sith Lord. [and what did you achieve?] [MWAHAHAHAHAAAA] Aaaargh! Burn this, please! [Fear and Loathing in Da Vidov] Emperorâ€™s daughter you are. Start with toys you will, then to planets you will switch. Girl needs to learn how to make scout cookies. Fast. [Join the dark side] Wonder if they have pets. Live ones that is. Guess. Wonder if they have pets. Live ones that is. Stewie from The Griffiths or Chucky from that old horror movie. Out of the mouths of babes come great truths, they say. MWAHAHAHA! Seems sheâ€™s speaking of 2012. Kids are scary. No, rly. [100% info]. You slomo an adult – you get a retard. [replay] [c]. You slomo a kid – voilÃ , instant dark lord. This little girl will ask Santa his soul for Xmas [evilyevil!] Pedobear will have a heart attack. What if all the children become like this? Remember Varya? When I was a kid, I was making little clay dudes, throwing â€˜em against the wall and laughing when they got squashed. [tough childhood]. But nobody filmed this.
Second vid was sent by kolobokkop. And now we give you a real man chugging a beer in 1 second! [*man*?] you sure its the right vid? [ryook-ryook-ryook]. Not a man you say? Donâ€™t judge a book by the cover! [Twilight by the poster]. You canâ€™t even begin to imagine what this hero is capable of! Impossibru! Even my toilet doesnâ€™t flush that fast. Iâ€™m not telling you to flush your beer down the drain. Itâ€™s blasphemy. Altho, it depends on the beer. If you just had a cognitive dissonance [breaking of stereotypes], donâ€™t worry, you got it right! Yes, just now a japanese bartender wearing a female dress and cat ears chugged his beer in a sec! [routine]. Japanese WTF factory is working like a clock! [WTF, Japan?]. Iâ€™m scared to even imagine how he trained to professionaly shove a pint up his… mouth [tough life?]. You can do something really-really good? Remember that thereâ€™s always [ALWAYS] an asian who can do it better. And heâ€™s just your average tranny from a local bar [Aunt Molly the bartender]. Just rubbing it in your face! – Hey, bet I can chug it faster that you! – Youâ€™re a fag! All the beer marathons just became pointless [octoberfest 🙁 ] This person is the Chuck Norris of beer-thons [roundhouse!]. I wouldnâ€™t invite him to my party. And not because heâ€™ll drink all the beer. [wellyougetit]. Although I can think of a couple of explanations for his appearance. He either thinks that kitchen is a place only for women. And he really wanted the kitchen. Or heâ€™s a fan of Freddie!
And this is Horosho! Third vid is from a MinaevLive show. And let Minaev explain the situation. Well lemme tell you. Couple of months ago there was this vid that went really viral on the internet. You average Joe, i think heâ€™s an ex-cop or smth, caught a fish. And he was so happy that he screamed.. well, just roll the tape. Well, you know about Yaz. And Jigurda as well [no shit]. So letâ€™s get to the point: For everyone in vk.com, can you scream Yaz? You do know whatâ€™s coming next, right? YES! IT HAS HAPPENED!!! [YAAAAZZZ!] This video is epic [epic]. Epic indeed [epicly epic]. As epic as Shwarzenegger dancing to nyan-cat would be [epicly epicly ep…]. Kudos to Minaev for this! [rhyme lawrd]. This is the real recognition. Guys from wikipedia who want to delete Yaz page – think again! [wiki-guys]. [Fear the Jigurda!]. Yaz is so almighty he even healed Jigurdaâ€™s dyslexia. – I beg you! – Usually I qwertyuiopearghbsdfhs [miraculous recovery in 3…2…1…] YAAAAAZ!!! But judging by the jigurdisms that came next, dyslexia just developed into schizophasia [smartass] YAAAAAZ fu… [fu isn’t a swearword %) ] I hope i caught someone in my nets and gave you a spinning reel, fishing rod, f*cking nets. So you could fish yourself… [Jigurdaphile] What are you saying? Thatâ€™s improvising. Look at that talent! He even made Minaev worship him.â€¦ they were that fish… Btw, did you notice that Jigurda becomes more and more hoarse every year? [way to hoarse around] Usually I qwertyuiopearghbsdfhs. If he continues like this, heâ€™ll evolve into Chewbacca. Yaz, Jigurda, Jigurda, Yaz… Those two have something in common… Source: LYBIO.net
Thus Jigurdaz! is born!
And this is Horosho! And the question was sent to us by TheBajanist. What to do when you donâ€™t know what to do? Yeah, like that. What to do when you donâ€™t know what to do? Yeah, like that. Leave your interesting comments here on Youtube! Thatâ€™s all folks, Iâ€™m Stas Davidov. Subscribe, thumb-up and send your videos here [thisishorosho.ru] to the â€œÐÐ° ÐžÐ±Ð·Ð¾Ñ€â€ section. So, What do you do during the weekend? Weekends? Nope, donâ€™t remember. Iâ€™m a catfish during the weekends. Weekind? Nu, neva hurd of eet. Me mexican, nid som laboring don? Chip! MW3, BF3, Skyrim, NFS Run, WoW, L2, WoT, Gaming news. Did I mention I donâ€™t have a gf last episode? Oh yeah-yeah, I did. Same thing I do every time, try to take over the world. Try to make yourself look japanese. Mkay, now lower your upper lip till the teeth and get the lower teeth out.
ThisIsHorosho – Ð”Ð¶Ð¸Ð³ÑƒÑ€Ð´ÑÐ·ÑŒ (\_/) [Jigurdyaz]. Girl needs to learn how to make scout cookies. Fast. [Join the dark side] Wonder if they have pets. Live ones that is. Guess. Wonder if they have pets. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.