The Whitest Kids U’ Know – Grapist
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[The Whitest Kids U’ Know – Grapist]
You kids look like you could use delicious fruity beverage!
Who are you?!?
Might I suggest fizzy-pop’s grape blast! The new soda from Johnson’s and Hedge’s!
Open wide kids, ’cause I’m going to grape you in the mouth!
He’s going to what them, in the mouth?
He’s going to grape ’em!
He’s going to grape them?
Ya, in the mouth.
Oh hey! I’m sorry uhh, alright, I’m not sure that I’m comfortable with the catch phrase “I’m going to grape you in the mouth”, for our new mascot. I mean.
Ya, we’re just not sure about that one. Source: LYBIO.net
Ya, we might wanna work-shop it a touch.
Really? Why? That’s his thing. He grapes people. He grapes people in the mouth.
We’re just not exactly sure that that is –
He sneaks into little kids rooms in the middle of the night and he grapes them in the mouth.
Okay, see, could – I think that the reason I’m a little hesitant is because to me, it sounds like he’s saying – to me it sounds like he’s saying: he’s going to rape them.
WHAT?!! AWWW AWW NO! No, no, no, no! What! Oh! Oh! Source: LYBIO.net
I’m sorry – I
SIR! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! He’s a grape. How is a grape gonna rape a kid. What are you talking about?
It sounds like –
It’s a grape commercial, sir.
I love it, he like grapes the kids.
Ok. I mean, if I’m in the minority here we can keep going.
COME HERE KIDS! I’M GONNA TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Source: LYBIO.net
What?! Why did you stop it?
I’m gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you?
I’m going to rape you?
NO! That’s what it sounds like he’s saying.
I love it.
Are you back on this rape thing again?
Why was he going to tie them to a radiator?
That’s how he grapes people. That’s what he does.
He’s the grapist.
The Grapist????!! That’s his name?
The Grapist, classic. Source: LYBIO.net
This is obviously a rape scenario.
Waaa-why are you trying to twist a children’s soda commercial into your weird sick sort of twisted pervy –
Why were they running? WHY WAS THAT CHILD SCREAMING MOM!??
Well, that kid is a horrible actor and the next time we shoot the commercial we are going to use somebody else because the thing is –
THESE KIDS WERE OBVIOUSLY HORRIFIED!
Not that girl. Look, she’s totally asking for it.
Look at her, she’s begging to get graped.
Will you listen to yourself.
Look what she’s wearing.
Look what she’s wearing???
Oh, ok – NO! NO! NO!
GRAPE THOSE KIDS! I LOVE IT!
Look, do you guys want the commercial or not?
Yes, we want the commercial. Of course we want the commercial. It’s just –
We want it.
Here’s the paper work. Source: LYBIO.net
I just have some serious reservations about this whole thing.
Do you mind?
No, not at all.
“Buy some today, and get a free grape whistle!”
A grape whistle, really?
Okay, when I’m finished graping you, I’m going to go upstairs and grape your mother, and your father then I’m going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!
I think this is too much.
I think it’s too much.
Shhhhh…. Source: LYBIO.net
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