The Second City Network – World’s First Live Lip-Dub Divorce Proposal
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On June 5th, 2012, my husband Isaac thought I was taking him out for a romantic anniversary dinner. But instead, he go the world’s first lip-dub divorce proposal.
So this is a song that I think best exemplifies you and Tonya’s relationship. And here you go – ready.
We met when we were young
Got married by 21
It was lots of fun
But now I wanna get a divorce
You’re always smoking weed, and playing Nintendo Wii,
You always miss when you pee, so now I want to get a divorce.
You used to gaze into my eyes and tell me I was the best
But now you’ll stare at anything with ( ) breast
So guess what:
Now you can stare at my lawyer
Cause you’re broke broke broke broke broke
And you snore snore snore snore snore
And when you went to Vegas I know that you screwed this whore.
(no I didn’t)
You’ve been cheatin’ on me
So I packed up all your things
Even your Star Wars figurines
Cause now I wanna get a divorce
I found p*rn on your laptop ( ) barely of age
You’re always poking on girlfriends on your Facebook page
But guess what
It turns out I can poke too
I sleep with him and him and him
And him and them and her
Your brothers Tim and Dean
And this basketball team
So bye bye bye bye bye
Don’t cry cry cry cry cry
Don’t worry about the kids cause they are really not yours
(What, hey, is she for real, where’re we going?)
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