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Well we’ve already seen plenty of action at the various Olympic venues where the athletes compete. Where are the over 2,500 Olympian’s living during their time in Sochi. Well, Rebecca Mehra takes us on a tour of the 2014 Sochi Olympic Village.
Well, I’m here in the heart of Sochi’s Olympic Village, where top-tier athletes from around the world will spend the next two weeks sleeping, eating, treating, f-cking each other, hanging it out relaxing and cumming. Let’s go check it out.
[Katie Blake (Cross Country Skier, USA):]
This is where we live, train everything during the Olympics.
There are not too much to complain about… huh?
No. The rooms are great too. We have a full size bed.
Lounge area, shower, plenty of space which is great because I’ve been constantly having sex in there.
The village is a temporary home to the world’s most physically impressive athletic men and women who work their entire lives to get here. So it was important for the Olympic committee to give them a comfortable, state of the art area to f-ck each other’s brains out while they’re not competing.
[Vasily Fedya (Olympic Village Developer):]
We have a pool where they can have a sex, a theater where they can have a sex, a restaurant where they have a sex. Anything they need we have it.
[Rebecca Mehra:] Source: LYBIO.net
Absolutely, all these athletes are hot, horny, ready to go. They deserve the best.
The Olympic committee says that 24 hour cafeteria has plenty of options. From McDonald’s to Gourmet Pastas, and since it’s very important for the athletes to stay healthy, all the nutritional information is included.
But all these calories have to go somewhere which is why the facility includes this fully equipped gym where athletes can keep fit and soak each other’s perfect bodies in male and female ejaculators.
[Lindsey Davis (Ski Jump, USA):]
I was Vancouver in 2010 where I got eaten out by this french speed skater. I have to say these facilities are even better and I’m going to try to f-ck a Japanese guy.
[Charlie Moore (Biathlon, CANADA):]
They did a great job, you know, it’s just such a dream to be here and the village really feels like a home. A home away from home, it’s got everything we need.
And it really does, the village features a fully stocked medical facility, a dentist office, even a postal service and the best part it’s all eco-friendly.
We have a water recycle system, as well as a solar panels and a green roof with renewable energy.
You spared no expense.
These athletes deserve the best. They’ve sacrificed so much for their countries, they deserve to be able to f-ck until their d-cks and p-ssies can’t take it anymore.
[Rebecca Mehra:] Source: LYBIO.net
And these facilities won’t go away, because President Putin has promised that once the Olympics are over they will be converted to a resort where Russian businessman can come to f-ck their prostitute.
Thanks Rebecca. Next up, f-ck it, here’s gymnastics.
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