The Mega Huge Football Game Ad Newcastle Could’ve Made
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[The Mega Huge Football Game Ad Newcastle Could’ve Made]
THE UNDERWHELMING STORYBOARD NEWCASTLE MADE FOR THE OVERWHELMING MEGA HUGE FOOTBALL GAME AD WE DIDN’T MAKE
We would have opened on a desert island where a castaway washes ashore. He spots a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale. Pops it open and boom like 200 women in bikinis would have appeared and they’re led by award-winning, extremely well-respected actress Anna Kendrick and she’s wearing nothing but body paint. It’s sexy but tasteful.
Anna says: “let’s turn this up”.
And instantly it turns into the greatest party of all time with everything you can imagine even party sharks in a conga line but oh oh – but what’s that noise?
Hundreds of evil hyper intelligence apes. They start destroying everything and then BAM this huge evil robot rises from the water
[Giant Robot Voice:] Source: LYBIO.net
Destroy All Humans!
This isn’t CGI this would have been a real crazy expensive robot. But then wait here come the skateboarding CGI cats to save the day or maybe they’re teacup pigs or cats we haven’t decided.
The lead cat is voiced by Keyshawn Johnson. He hits one of the evil apes right in the junk with a bottle of Newcastle and delivers some sassy line like: Deal with it!
Just great slapstick comedy and Anna Kendrick says: “Hey, Giant Robot Game Over!”
And then she leaves the crowd in a massive unified dance.
The power party destroys a robot like Baufff!
It’s beautiful, you would have cried in front of all your friends and boom; we would of unveiled one of those bands that yells “hey” a lot and they’re playing their hit single with all the lyrics changed so they’re about Newcastle.
Then Max the Newcastle party dog gives our hero a high five. Source: LYBIO.net
You’d be thinking, man this ad is their best movie I’ve seen all year.
I love when Newcastle Brown Ale markets to me and then America would have sold out of Newcastle and you would have emailed the ad to your mom and a million years from now when the broadcast signal of this epic commercial finally reached the alien planet of [Depbla] 4, the entire race of [Depblarians] would’ve watched it and used their uni mind to have one single thought
[Bee Bee deee barrr Gee drrr dee beee dee brrr] Source: LYBIO.net
Which roughly translates to: Man I bet that commercial sold a lot of Beer!
Epic explosion to logo!
NEWCASTLE NO BOLLOCKS
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