The Fruitcake Lady Tells It Like It Is
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[The Fruitcake Lady Tells It Like It Is]
Hi, my name is Leatrice. I’m from Wisconsin. I just turned 18, and I’ll be voting for the first time in November. I was wondering if you had any advice. How do I vote?
[Marie Rudisill (The Fruitcake Lady) (March 13, 1911 – November 3, 2006):] Source: LYBIO.net
How do you vote? Oh, my god, woman. You mean you’re asking somebody in Florida how to vote! Good day in the morning. [indiscernible].
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Hi, I’m calling from New Jersey. My husband is always complaining about working so hard. How do I get him off the couch to mow the lawn?
Why can’t you mow the lawn you have a lawn mower. If you have a riding lawn mower, there’s no problem and you can certainly get your fat ass on that and do that… [indiscernible].
Hi, I’m name is Tiffany I’m from Colorado. My boyfriend always has his hands down his pants while we’re watching TV, how do I get him to stop?
My God, what does he think it’s going to run away or something. Do you got to hold on to it? I don’t know – something wrong with him. I don’t know, no body is gonna up and steal it from him.
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I’m Matt from Fullerton, California and my question is how many gingerbread men can I fit in my mouth at once?
Now you know if that is not the guy you know – you – you – you know something you really made me mad when you come with me a question I think ***. You put – I don’t care if you stuff your chin up your ass as far as I’m concerned… [indiscernible].
Hi, my name is Lindsay Miller, I’m from Kansas City in Missouri. When a man has a lot of sex partners he’s called stud but what do you call a women with a lot of partners?
She is a whore.
Hi, my name is Lean and I’m from Oakwood, Georgia. I hate the black spot in Jay’s hair. I think he should dye, what do you think?
The only way Jay Leno looks good the way he is now, cause Jay Leno is not good looking. But he doesn’t have a good body, he has no butt at all you know. He has no butt, he flat as a flitter.
My name is Lindsey Balko, and I’m from [ ] California. And I would like to know what advice you can give to newlyweds to achieve a happy, successful marriage?
The advice I would give newlyweds is never go to bed mad at each other. That’s the most important thing. And another important thing is to always – the woman should always keep herself clean and attractive in every sense of the word. Keep yourself clean. Keep miss puss clean [indiscernible] put on your best gown, get a little perfume, crawl in that bed, and I guarantee you, miss puss will have the time of her life.
Hello, I’m Mary Rooney from Boston. Now that you’re on TV and a role model for youngsters don’t you think you should stop using bad language?
[Marie Rudisill:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
The Fruitcake Lady Tells It Like It Is. Don’t you think you should stop using bad language? [Marie Rudisill:] Hell, no. People Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.