The 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time
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[#1] Source: LYBIO.net
Here it goes, ah, lets start with the obvious. Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?
Actually when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.
If I had a dog with a face like yours, I would shave its ass, and teach them to walk backwards. (What did you say?)
I’ll use small words to be sure that you understand, you wart hog faced Buffoon
You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, English giant Twerp, scum bag, fuck face, dick head, ass hole.
You stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder!
You clicking, clanking, clattering collection of Collagenous junk.
You shit kicking stinky horse manure smelling motherfucker you.
You dirt eating piece of slime, you scum sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat.
How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil. You eunuch jelly thou
No business-bon, insecure junk yard motherfucker!
You’re a fuckin secretary, fuck you! Ya – That’s my message to you, fuck you and you can kiss my ass.
You are an emotional fuckin cripple, your soul is dog-shit, every single fuckin thing about you is ugly.
You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar insensitive selfish, stupid, you have no taste a lousy sense of humor and you smell.
I don’t like your jerk-off name! I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior and I don’t like you, jerk-off.
You’re a cunt, your a cunt now, you’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that’s gonna change is that you will become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Looks like to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
You’re just an after birth Elie , you slithered out on your mother’s filth. They should of put you in a glass jar on the mantle piece!
You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity
[Man 1] You despise me, don’t you? [Man 2] If I gave you any thought I probably would!
Rumwood piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire!
There is a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in High Society, outside of a kennel.
You one ugly mutherfucker!
[Ugly Women] You found me beautiful ones. [Man] Honey, you got real ugly!
You, your okay! This one, real fuckin ugly!
Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!
[Woman] I’ll go with you, but – [Man] I know there is a problem with your face.
Your incapable of running this shit, sit your five dollar ass down, before I make change.
What you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.
[Man 1] Look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you will find? [Man 2] A picture of me? [Man 1] No, the definition of the word idiot, which you fuckin are!
[Man 1] It’s unbelievable, who put the fuckin cameras in this place. [Man 2] Oh, who the fuck are you? [Man 1] I’m the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy.
[Man 1] You don’t remember me, my name is Benny. [Al Pacino] Maybe, I don’t give a shit, maybe I don’t remember the last time I blew my nose either.
Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!
[Man 1] I’ve been in this business for 15 years. [Man 2] What’s your name? [Man 1] Fuck you, that’s my name!
[Man 1] This is your last chance. What do you say kid? [Kid] Why don’t you go home and fuck your mother some more.
[Man 1]Tell me about about it. [Man 2] Like I’m going to put a bullet hole in your fucking forehead and fuck the brain hole.
I can see you right now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, but I can’t see the stove.
Hey, hey hey, loosen up, will you, you’re a lot of women, you know that. You want to make 14 dollars the hard way.
[Man 1] Why don’t you try the airlines, its a lot faster and you get a free meal. [Man 2] If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the John and watch you take a leak.
[#40 – South Park]
[Cartman] how would you like to suck my balls? [Mr Garrison] What did you just say? [Cartman] oh I’m sorry. How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison?
[Girl] Trying to earn money for college. [Dude] Your mom goes to college.
Nice wig Janice, what’s it made of? [Janice] Your mom’s chest hair!
[#43 Breakfast Club]
[Principal] Questions? [Dude] Ya, I have a question! Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
[Girl] How do you hate women so well? [Man] I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.
[#45] Source: LYBIO.net
[Arnold] You should go clone yourself! [Man] Why is that? [Arnold] So you can go fuck yourself!
I tea bag your fucking drum set!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.
You climb obstacles like old people fuck, you know that Private Pyle
I crap bigger than you.
I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
[Cowboy 1] I call that bold talk for an one eyed fat man. [Cowboy 2] Feel your hand your sun of a bitch.
[Robot] Hey laser lips, your momma was a snow-blower.
Listening, your mother sucks fuckin big fuckin elephant dicks, you got that?
[Man 1] You know what happens when you do another turn in the joint? [Man 2] Fuck your father in the shower and have a snack. You’re gonna charge me, dick head?
Fuckface Fuckface – who’s speaking to you? He asked him didn’t he? Fuckface, I like that one Errol, I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbin off your mum
Uuu, a lovely lady, your alright, you must of been something before electricity.
[Man Holds Gun] Hey, would you stop with the wife shit. [Man] Ask me how fat she is? [Man Holds Gun] How fat is she? [Man] She is so fat I had to roll her in flavor and look for the wet spot – if you want to fuck her, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
The power grid was shut off by dickless here. [Dickless] They caused an explosion! [Third Man] Is this true? [Four Man] Yes, its true, this man has no dick.
Shut up idiot! Moron! Puss licker! Fart smeller! You eat dog crap for breakfast! Geek! You play ball like a girl!
People who are talking metaphor ought to shampoo my crotch.
Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life.
[Woman] Alright [Man] What? [Woman] Its an inanimate fuckin object. [Man] You’re an inanimate fuckin object!
You stupid ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I met some dumb bastards in my time but you out do them all, get over there.
You stupid fuckin cunt. You Willianson, I’m talking to you shit head! Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fuckin cunt, you idiot!
[Man] Don’t call me stupid! [Women] Alright, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Tommy, if I was going to break your balls I would ask you to go home and get your shine box. Now go home and get your shine box! Mutherfuckin –
Cheap lying, no good lying, rotten, form fleshing dickless hopeless, heartless, bug eyed stiff legged spider lipped worm head sack of monkey shit, he is!
The day I need a friend like you, I’d just have myself a little squad shit on out.
I’ll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.
I’ll shove that bat up your ass, and turn you into a Popsicle.
Listen, you snot nosed little shit, I was takin shrapnel in Khe Sanh, while you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face.
I don’t give a tuppany fuck about your moral conundrum you meat head shit sack.
Are you going to bark all day, little doggy! Or are you gonna bite?
That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd.
You look like the vermin ridden son of bitch you are!
I bet you are the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn courtesy to give them the reach around.
Hell, son, you are as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.
[Boy] Your suck a fuck ass! [Girl] Did you just call me a fuck ass? [Girl] You can go suck a fuck!
[Al Pacino] Hey, Frank. You a piece of shit! [Frank] Tony. What are you talking about? You know what I’m talking about you fuckin Cockroach.
You know what son you are, you are the son of a thousand fathers all bastards like you.
[Man] You are a smelly pirate hooker. [Woman] You look like a blueberry. [Man] Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island!
First, take a big step back, and literally fuck your own face!
You’re the problem, you’re the fuckin problem! You fucking doctor white honkin jam-rag fucking spunk bubble
[Man 1] Fuckin ( ) [Man 2] Hey buddy, enough with curse words, alright! [Man 1] Kiss my sweaty balls you fat fuck.
Fuck you. fuck ball.
You teutonic twat.
Shut that cunts mouth or I will come over there and fuck start her head.
You cock juggling thunder cunt!
Hey, try not to suck dick on your way through the parking lot!
You insignifi-cunt lady fuck!
Stick your cock up her ass you muther fucker worthless cock sucker!
Shit it ain’t son of a bitch, bastard douche bag, twat, dick head.
Boy, I wouldn’t give a squirt of piss for your ass right now!
For me, you are somewhere between a cockroach and the white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when your really thirsty.
[Man 1] Your part – egg plant. [Man 2] Hey Hey hey Your a cantaloupe.
Your a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry I know you disapprove of swearing so, you are a boring F (star*) (star*) cunt.
[#97] Source: LYBIO.net
Ah, I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eddiberries.
[White] If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it!
And further more, you can all go fuck yourselves!
[Woman] Where should I go? And what shall I do? [Man] Frankly, my dear I don’t give a damn!
The 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time. Here it goes, ah, lets start with the obvious. Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? Actually when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.