Ray William Johnson – Road Rage

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[Ray William Johnson - Road Rage]

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy.
I try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive.
Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail, stuck in jail, my truck’s a cell.
I’d rather stab my brain with a rusty nail.
‘Cause when I’m driving I’m driven, and every ride that I sit in I lost my mind I admit it.
And I’m quick to trip and lose my grip, and flip you the bird.
And I’ll rage, just like the nerd.

Yeah, I see you in your Lexus, rubber necking, checkin’ messages, texting for directions while you’re googling nekkid breasteses!
These other drivers, they’re all brain dead.
I swear the traffic light see me, and they all change red.
I thought driving was basic, but I ain’t got no patience.
This old lady needs Lasik.
I think I’m going ape sh&t
‘Cause my lane is lookin’ like a line at the Chinese drive thru.
Why’s everyone got to drive at the same time I do!?

Hey man! I’m just trying to drive.
It feels more like
I’m trying to stay alive
The only thing you’re driving is driving me crazy.
And I’m getting Road Rage. (ROAD RAGE!!!!)
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I’m just trying to merge.
You better back off ’cause I’m on the verge.
I’m losing my cool.
Yeah you better get over, ’cause here comes the Road Rage.

Oh, don’t make me get out the car!
I, I’ll come over there old lady!
Awh! Ooooh! Ooh!

Alright here we go!

Why your bumper stickers preachin’ telling me to go vegan?
I’ll moon your grandmother in traffic till she pulls over screaming.
I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes.
They hate me.
Well maybe I wouldn’t be raging if you weren’t driving Miss Daisy!

I’m not speed racing.
I’m impatient with the way sh&t goes in traffic.
It so happens that I have to embrace it.
Look what I’m facing:
Ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving, while the same five songs play on the radio station!
The same five songs!

The same five songs!

The radio station, they play the same five songs!

The same five songs!

The same five songs!

The radio station, they play the same f&cking songs!

Hey man! I’m just trying to drive.
It feels more like
I’m trying to stay alive
The only thing you’re driving is driving me crazy.
And I’m getting Road Rage. (ROAD RAGE!!!!)
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I’m just cruising along then you go and cut me off.
Did I do something wrong?
Now I’m following you back to your home.
And I got Road Rage.

Hey man, why you going so slow?
One thing you ought to know
Is I’m the king of the road.
The only think you’re driving is driving me crazy.
’cause I got that Road Rage.

And why you going so fast?
Giving the middle finger to the people you pass.
Now I’m following you back to your home,
’cause I got that Road Rage.

ROAD RAGE!!~~
ROAD RAGE!!~~
ROAD RAGE!!~~

HEY MAN! I’M JUST TRYING TO DRIVE.
IT FEELS MORE LIKE
I’M TRYING TO STAY ALIVE
THE ONLY THING YOU’RE DRIVING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY
OH! I’M JUST TRYING TO MERGE
AND YOU BETTER BACK OFF ‘CAUSE I’M ON THE VERGE!
I’M LOSING MY COOL!
(I GOT ROAD RAGE!!!!)

Ah! I’m finally here.

Oh my God! There’s nowhere to park!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I HATE MY LIFE!

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[Ray William Johnson]
Hey what’s up guys, so that was called Road Rage, it’s a song that – ah bye kitty – it’s a song that Jesse and I wrote like a long time ago, and I wasn’t really happy with it, so we didn’t release it and ah cat @ss on my head, that’s wonderful, we didn’t really release it ah until just now because now we’re doing cover songs and all that to sort of fill in time while we work on the album, and I thought well why not why not just go ahead and release it and give em something a little refreshing, give em a little breather from the cover songs and such, anyway I’m tired as you can tell so don’t forget album out this winter and we will see you in two weeks and ah we are gonna cover actually one of our old songs the question is which one do you want us to cover? And you want us to change it and make it like a rock version or a pop version or what – I don’t know that might be fun. Alright, anyway thanks for watching peace.

Ray William Johnson – Road Rage – Your Favorite Martian. Hey man! I’m just trying to drive. It feels more like I’m trying to stay alive The only thing you’re driving is driving me crazy. And I’m getting Road Rage. (ROAD RAGE!!!!). Complete Full Text, Lyrics, Words And Text By Ray William Johnson – Road Rage – Your Favorite Martian.