Fred – Gets Dissed At Bible School – Full Text, Words And Quotes – Year One Joke

[Background Sound] Toilet Flush

[Fred]
Hey it’s Fred and I get to go to Bible School today!
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( Screams )
Ya, I can’t wait
The reason why is that my mom said we need to be more religious and I really don’t know what that word really means, but whatever, I still wanna go. My mom thinks if we were more religious she wont’ be an alcoholic anymore. I guess let’s go see if it works. See you guys latter. Wow Whao Ya I can’t wait!

[Fred - Exits The House ] :[Door Slams]

[Fred]
Waaaaa, I hate Bible School. Don’t get me wrong but I did like the Bible School part but I did not like the kids. The kids were so vicious and they kept on dissin me with these Year One jokes. I don’t know if you have heard of them? There is a movie called “Year One” and its coming out in June and I guess there is a bunch of jokes that go along with the movie or something. How can those kids keep sayin that “I’m So Year One” which that means that I’m living back in that time period – its like I’m living in the same time period as them! Oh my gosh and Kevin and Judy were there and I was like trying to pay attention to the Bible and whatever and they kept on saying: “Oh, Your So Year One” because you don’t have a DVD Player yet! Oh! That was so hurtful because its’ not my fault that my mom doesn’t have very much money!

[Fred] : Screams

[Fred]
I’m sorry I just had to let out that scream of I would have to hurt someone very badly.

[Fred]
Oh, my gosh, other kids kept on saying I was so ‘Year One’ cause I still have a portable cassette player instead of an mp3 player. Whatever I don’t have enough money for those fancy appliances! Well guess what, my mom still makes enough money to get us by, cause she works the corners – I really don’t know how working in the corners can get you money – And I don’t really know what it means: ” Working In The Corners ” – but she say’s it gets us money, so whatever. I’m gonna get revenge on Kevin and Judy for making fun of me! I’m gonna tell them some “Year One Jokes”. Maybe a better way to get revenge on them is to make em some food and put poison in it, and they will suffer.

[ Background Deeper Voice Of Fred ] Ha Ha Ha

[Fred]
Don’t even second guess me for a second, I’ll put poison in their – ha haa

[Fred]
Just kidding! Ha Ha! My counselor gave me medicine to control that kind of behavior!

[Fred]
Okay, Kevin and Judy are on the swing set, so I’m gonna go up to them and tell them some hardcore “Year One Jokes”! Ha Ha Ha!

[Fred]
They are gonna be so offended when I tell them these hardcore offense jokes.

[Fred - Year One Joke]
Fred’s in the house, yo. Oh ya, Kevin you’re so “Year One” you haven’t gotta a liposuction yet! Burn!

[Kevin] Oh, my gosh Fred, if you are gonna tell a “Year One Joke” actually make it be offense!

[Fred ] Whatever! It was really offense!

[Fred] Okay, Judy you’re so “Year One” that you’re still down right attractive.

[Judy] Um, I’m sorry to break it to you Fred, but that was actually a compliment!

[Kevin] Well, Fred why don’t you just go cry to your mom, oh, wait! She is probably at the bar!

[Fred] Be quiet, my mom is not an alcoholic!

[Fred] Whatever, those “Year One Jokes” I told them were so damn right hardcore, and they know it!

[Fred] Why do they have to be so mean!

[Fred's Mom] Fred stop that crying, you’re so “Year One” that you only have one shirt!

[Fred] Mom, you’re not suppose to be mean to me, you are suppose to be my Mom!

[Fred] Okay, whatever, even if nothing in my life works out, I’m still happy with it, cause I’m a humble person. Ha Ha!

[Fred] I am happy with my life, even though people are mean!

[Fred] Okay, I’m gonna go cause my Mom wants me to help her pop those zits on her back!

[Fred] Peace Out, Home Dog!

[Fred] Oh, my gosh, Mom, that zit had a lot of puss in it!

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