Shane Dawson – Taylor Swift Spoof 22

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[Shane Dawson - Taylor Swift Spoof 22]

[Taylor Swift - 22]

[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]

[Taylor Swift - Wendy McColm]
I’m sick of those pretty boys checking their mirrors
Waxing their ball hairs
Ah uh Ah oh
I’m sick of those rocker boys they’re always cheating with girls who are younger
Ah uh Ah oh
Yeah, a guy who won’t talk shit about me on Twitter cause he doesn’t know what the fuck that is!
Oh yeah, I’m looking for a guy who has some experience tonight.
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Ah oh
I’m sick of young dudes, I want a guy who is 82
He can put up with me cause he served in World War II
He thinks I can sing cause he’s got real bad hearing
He’s a little racist so I gotta hide my black friends from him
He’s 82

82, ooooo!

Chill out with his old friends. Shitting in our Depends.
Taking medications
Ah oh
Ah oh
Yeah – after this we are gonna have a big lemon party tonight

Ah oh
I’m sick of young dudes, I want a guy who is 82
He has so many [age] spots like they were tattoos
His belly can’t hate me cause they are R.I.P when we have sex he screams bitch
Whose your grand daddy! Cause:

He’s 82

82, ooooo!

[Aunt Hilda - Shane Dawson] Source: LYBIO.net
There’s the bitch that stole our husbands! Lets kill her!

YEAH!

[Taylor Swift - Wendy McColm]
We’re getting beat up by women who are 82.
Holly shit there’s blood everywhere.
That Asian one knows Kung-Fu!
It feels like one of those nights.
We got our ass kicked.
It feels like one of those nights.
I lost my vision.
It feels like one of those nights.
Internal bleeding, my leg lost feeling, I’m sick of fighting.

[Aunt Hilda - Shane Dawson]
Oh why? Are you too scared to die, bitch?

[Taylor Swift - Wendy McColm] Source: LYBIO.net
Larry is an adult. Lets let him decide who he wants to be with?

[Aunt Hilda - Shane Dawson]
Fine. Who do you wanna be with, Larry?

[Larry]
I I I I chose —- (dies)

[Taylor Swift - Wendy McColm]
Oh my god!

[Aunt Hilda - Shane Dawson]
Taylor, did you not give him his 8 o’clock heart pill?

[Taylor Swift - Wendy McColm]
8 o’clock heart pill, oh that sounds like so much responsibility.

[Aunt Hilda - Shane Dawson]
Ah, it really is.

[Taylor Swift - Wendy McColm]
Hashtag – no thank you.

[Aunt Hilda - Shane Dawson] Source: LYBIO.net
Hashtag – I agree girlfriend.

[Taylor Swift - Wendy McColm]
Hashtag – you’re kind of cute.

[Aunt Hilda - Shane Dawson]
Hashtag – I’m not a monkey but I’ll swing that way.

[Taylor Swift - Wendy McColm]
Hashtag – I don’t really know what you mean about the monkey thing but hashtag I’m in.

I’m sick of guys like him. Lets be lesbian.
Enough of this silly fighting, lets get to scissoring.
Screw all these stupid guys. Lets have a good time.
Screw all these stupid guys. Lets go out tonight
Screw all these stupid guys. I’m give girls a try.
Lets have a good time. Lets have a good time.

Oh I forgot to tell you I have herpes.
Hey! So do I!

THE END

[Shane Dawson] Source: LYBIO.net
So there you guys go, I hope you enjoyed that crazy Taylor Swift Spoof! It would mean a lot to me if you gave me a thumbs up and Favorite the video and send it to all your friends. Also, a quick thanks to Totally Sketch for helping me direct this video, he new release SMILEY staring me is now on iTunes and DVD. And big announcement I started a podcast, it’s called Shane And Friends and basically it’s where I and a bunch of characters in my head talk about random things and I interview celebrities and the first episode is up right now, you can click the little picture right there to get it, it’s free you can listen to it on iTunes or SoundCloud and the first episode is with Rebecca Black, alright you guys, you gonna make sure you subscribe, brand new videos every single Friday and every single day on my iPhone channel, like this one right here where I play can your pet and it doesn’t go well, alright you guys, I love you, bye.

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