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[Aziz Ansari:] Source: LYBIO.net
Creepy dudes are everywhere man. They are on the Internet. Oh, they love the Internet so much, such a great showcase for them. It’s really starling if you look at the difference between the way, men are treated on the Internet and women are treated on the Internet.
You know – Me as a guy, lets say I tweet someone like, ‘hey guys I am doing a show in Phoenix, get ticket’. I might get a mean tweet. Where some guys are, ‘oh yeah, I’m never coming to Phoenix, because you suck’. ‘Yeah, I got all my doo dooo duhhh…’.
If a woman tweets that – her mean tweet will be different like, when a woman tweets: ‘hey I’m doing a show in Phoenix, get tickets’. Her mean tweet will be, ‘oh yeah instead of going to Phoenix, why you come to Buffalo and suck my dick?’ Yeah I got her, I did it, yeah. Let’s go, watch Transformers again. Pssssssh
No women are harassing me like that, women just don’t harass dudes in that way. I never get tweets like that. No women have ever writing me stuff like, ‘oh, hay Aziz, I bet you give good head, yeah, suck my pussy, you Aziz, suck my pussy, Aziz’.
No women are out there writing me like, ‘oh hey Aziz, I want to take your head and squeeze it between my titties till your beard pops off, yeah’.
No women are saying that. No women are out there like, ‘oh Aziz, you putting on the new stand up special, why don’t you put your fingers on my pussy instead, finger me Aziz, finger me Aziz. Let’s go watch dirty dancing on blue ray’. Pssssssh
No women are saying that because in general, women don’t do dumb shit like that. That’s not a thing they do really. Men do this shit all the time, and it’s so dumb.
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[Aziz Ansari:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
I did a show with a female comedian once. She got on stage, and the first thing that happened, is some idiot in the front just yells, ‘take it off’. If you are a dude, never yell ‘take it off’. Unless a woman has placed a tarantula or scorpion on one of your shoulders, there is no reason to yell ‘Take it off!’ I’ve seen dudes, yell take it off in a strip club. She has a routine plan, she’s trying to tease you, you dumb motherfucker.
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