Randall – Crazy Washington Honey Badgers

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This is a Washington politician, they have the hugest credit cards in the world, 14.7 trillion dollars. Thanks American people, take about bad@ss, take me shopping, watch them spend money. Lets buy a giant gavel. Lets buy a camera for taking pictures. Lets put shrimp on treadmills. Only $500,000 dollars! Ha! Chump Change! Ewww gross! Never mind! Ah! While these politicians max out their credit card for like the hundredth time in 70 years (card declined) ha, it’s so embarrassing! (I’m so embarrassed!) What say you say American People, 14.7 Trillion is too much debt? 9.2 Unemployment is not enough jobs? We need to get the economy back on track! You still really like American Idol! Aha!~ Who doesn’t? Oh, oh, time for Washington to get their little fannies in gear and cut cut cut! Mr. Speaker, Johnny Boy Banner (laughs) is all like: “Hey, let’s be friends.” Go golfing! Show some leg! Hurray! Meanwhile some fierce Honey Badgers in the Senate are all like: “This is a big problem.

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Let’s work together, we’ll be the badest@ss gang in the land.” They’re the gang of six: (Warner, Conrad, Durbin, Chambliss, Crapo, Coburn). Whoops, someone left? Now, he’s back! Whose gonna pay for all these name changes? We’re out of money! Ahhh!~ Everyone is still arguing! There’s like a million plans and no one like any of them! What?! They all agreed on a plan? Whose plan is it? Wait! No one likes it, but it’s still gonna stick around! What is this? Thank God we’re all done now!

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What? We’re not!??? Big spending appropriation season is just around the corner, so you’re telling me, we still have to cut more spending, we still spend 1.3 trillion more than we bring in. Can you even count to a trillion? ___ credit agencies are like: “Go on a diet, already, if you wanna stay in those triple A ratings!” Staying beautiful might me a little painful but as they say: “Beauty Hurts”. (Bankrupting America Dot Org) Source: LYBIO.net

Randall – Crazy Washington Honey Badgers. Big spending appropriation season is just around the corner! Staying beautiful might me a little painful but as they say: “Beauty Hurts”. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.