Ray William Johnson – Greatest Man On The Internet

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[Ray William Johnson]
Whats happening guys? Alright! I’m gonna show you what very well may be the greatest man on the internet. No, no, no, no, wait, wait, first let me do this one. Have you guys, ever seen a talking Raven?

[Raven]
Waka – Waka – Waka Nevermore
Waka – Waka – Waka Nevermore
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[Ray William Johnson]
Quoth the Raven, I don’t think that’s out of a poem. Anyway, the person who sent this to me, was like, “That’s so Raven”. Touché. As creepy as this bird is, people are telling me this video is fake, which makes sense cause that bird kind of like that Microsoft text-to-speech program. Don’t he?

[Raven]
Waka – Waka – Waka Nevermore

[Ray William Johnson]
Either that or he was raised by Fozzy Bear!

[Cool Transition]
Alright,

[Ray William Johnson]
There is this morning show in New Zealand and one of the hosts (here) is about to announce the name of a Diplomat, and the Diplomats name is Diks -it. But its spelled like this “Dikshit”. Yah, I know. The name is apparently Indian and I guess the host finds it funny.

[Paul Henry - New Zealand - Host - Clip]
Also, the Dip-sht women, ha, ha, (laughs) God, what’s her name? Dikshit! (laughs) is it Dick-shit? (laughs)

[Background]
Diks Sit
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[New Zealand - Woman Host - Clip]
Diks Sit

[Paul Henry - New Zealand - Host - Clip]
Ah, Diks Sit

[Background]
I know it does, Paul, but its not that. There she is there. Source: LYBIO.net

[Paul Henry - New Zealand - Host - Clip]
Sheila Diks Sit (hysterical laughing)

[Ray William Johnson]
Really, dude! What are you twelve? Hey man! The fifth grade called they want their – fifth grade back, shut-up! Here’s the worst part, Sheila Dikshit is a respected Indian Diplomat, and this dude can’t get over her name!

[Paul Henry - New Zealand - Host - Clip]
So, how, we ask Mr. Mrs, Dikshit a few …. (hysterical laughing again) Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
Now this video got 100,000 views in like four days, and admittedly its funny to watch him laugh, but then he says something.

[New Zealand - Host - Clip]
Anyway, and it’s so appropriate cause she’s Indian, it should be Dick-n-shit~ wouldn’t she?

[Ray William Johnson]
Ahhh,,sure, I’m not sure if that joke is gonna fly on a network, morning show, and you know the entire country of India saw that and was like: “Oh no, he didn’t”. Source: LYBIO.net I can’t be mad, at the guy though, cause if I hosted a network morning show, its exactly how I would be, except I would wait for the women to get on the show and then I would be like, Duhhhh,,, your name is Dick-shit – dick-shit is in the house.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson]
Okay, so here it is, are you ready for it, let me introduce you to this guy, and this guy may very well be: “The Greatest Man On The Internet”. Literally, all he does is look at the camera with a little “Pedo-Smile”.

[Komikero Hey, Baby! - Clip]
(pedo-smiles)

[Ray William Johnson]
Oh, you didn’t miss anything, he’s just smiling, looking back at the world with that date rape face! Just look at him, makin’ szx eyes at you. Ain’t he? This is how every pzrn movie starts.

[Komikero Hey, Baby! - Clip]
(pedo-smiles)

[Ray William Johnson]
Alright, I’m not gonna lie guys, this dude’s pedo- smile could seduce anyone, let me put it this way, before he saw this guy, Doogie Howser was straight. No, but this guys date rzpe face was enough to get this video over 800,000 views. And of course if you just look at him, creepin, you can’t help but laugh, and then you show your friends and they start laughing and then you show this talk show host and he starts laughing.

[New Zealand - Host - Clip]
(hysterical laughing)

[Ray William Johnson]
Anyway, the greatest man on the internet, right there, but you know what else is great? My pedo-smile!

[Ray William Johnson]
(pedo-smiles)

[Ray William Johnson]
Yah, that was terrible and not nearly as awesome as the common question of the day which comes from a user named (bing) Msvalerievideo and she said:

[Msvalerievideo]
If you saw Lindsay Lohan at a party, what would yo u say to her?
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[Ray William Johnson]
So if you saw Lindsay Lohan at a party, what would yo u say? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
Thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys” “what’s the meaning of life”.

[Outer]
(The outer song “Stalkin’ Your Mom” is written and performed by Wax.)

Ray William Johnson – Greatest Man On The Internet. As creepy as this bird is, people are telling me this video is fake, which makes sense cause that bird kind of like that Microsoft text-to-speech program. Don’t he? [Raven]: Waka – Waka – Waka Nevermore. [Ray William Johnson]: Either that or he was raised by Fozzy Bear! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Ray William Johnson – Greatest Man On The Internet.