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Jon Lajoie – In Different Ways

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[Jon Lajoie – In Different Ways]

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I can see it in your eyes girl that your in the mode for love
So I light some candles, pour some wine, come sit down on the rug
But there is something I must tell you babe
Before we take the step
Something about me girl that you do not know yet

I have no p__s
It was torn up in a bicycle accident in 1999
I also lost one testicle and all I have is a weird uni-ball and a rubber took in-between my legs

But babe
I can love you in different ways

I’ll make love to you with the rubber tool that I use for knitting
I’ll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it
Make it easier for penetrating
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And having only one ball isn’t always a bad thing
Its like a pool ball in a pillow case
It’s like the cherry on the sundae

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Cause girl,
I have no p__s
I have no c__k
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If it looks like a have a ball its cause I stuff it with a sock
Girl I know that your afraid but I promise if you stay I will put a cucumber in the microwave.

And babe
I will love you in different ways

Just because I don’t have a c—k, doesn’t mean I can’t rock
Just because I don’t have a c—k, it doesn’t mean I can’t rock
Just because I don’t have a c—k, it doesn’t mean I can’t rock
Don’t be a fool, ____ I’m still Johnny from the block
Ohhhh, yeahhhh
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Jon Lajoie – In Different Ways. I can see it in your eyes girl that your in the mode for love. So I light some candles, pour some wine, come sit down on the rug. But there is something I must tell you babe. Before we take the step. There’s something about me girl that you do not know yet. Complete Full Text, Written Words, Reader, Lyrics, Song, Words And Text By Jon Lajoie – In Different Ways.

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