Jenna Marbles – Kermie Worm And Mr. Marbles Toys – 100% Safe For Dogs

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[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey, guess what? I have a very important announcement to make. I’m actually Bruce Willis and I have been dead this entire time. Just kidding. I made Kermit and Marble toys, ooh!

It took an entire year to make them. I’ve been keeping this secret for an entire year. But now everyone can have their very own Kermie and Marbles on Planet Earth and also parts of Planet X. You can buy a Kermie Worm and Marbles, a pair of them, or a litter.

Mr. Marbles stands eight inches tall, six inches wide, and is made of a thousand percent sexy [man] fur. He costs $13.30.

Kermie Worm stands ten inches tall and ten inches wide. He’s shaped like a lower case ‘n’ and just as majestic as the real Kermie Worm. He costs $13.50.

You also have the option of buying a pair of them. Then you can have your own wolf pack of furry children.

Together, they cost $27.09.

Or you could buy a whole litter, three Kermits, three Marbles, and you can give one to your babysitter, one to your dog, and then wear the rest as hats to your birthday party.

[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Kermie Worm and Marble toys are 100% safe for actual dogs, and cats, and hamsters, so much for fish. They have squeaks in them, so the real furry children will love them. Don’t take my word for it. You are real dogs have to say.

They are so life like, you can’t even tell which ones are real dogs and fake dogs. You can use them to turn off your light.

Ever played games alone, not anymore, work great as brushes? Dog face, dog party, banana. Okay bye, see you all, see Kermie. When you miss your Marbles and Kermie Worm start getting bad, then you can put them in baby jail and then you can let them out. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, dooo.

Do you ever drink alone? Not anymore. They can fit in any bag and you can take them anywhere. Your whole life will be what are these? Take them to the dog park, go play.

They’ll even answer your door for you. They walk just like real dogs. All your neighbors will be like holy shit.

They’re so easy to train. They listen to everything you say. Go doctors now, they’re hungry.

But yeah seriously, we’ve been making these toys for like a year and they’re finally here, and I’m so excited, hey Wormie and Memoo. They don’t care. Worm actually loves playing with himself, he always plays with himself.

And do – you can buy them on my blog, Jennamarblesblog.com/shock, you are being a dick, they’re already in my video. Go there and get them, because they’re so cute and so exciting, you really are ruining everyday. And they do have your own Kermit. Hey, we’re not done. You can get it for your friends. You can get it for your cousin. You can get it for your dog, your dog will like them too.

[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Oww Marble, you’re itching me. What is everyone’s deal? So yeah for all of you thereby asking your parents to get you a Kermit or a Marbles, now you can have your own.

They say make sure you subscribe to our channel, you put out videos every Wednesday. You are a dick. They say, if you can get your own Kermit then you can do that to you all the time too.

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