Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile – Funny Or Die

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[Lindsay Morgan Lohan / Funny Or Die] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi my name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single…I think and I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with or at least the rest of my probation with. A little bit about me, I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I have single handedly kept 90% of all gossip websites in business. I would define my personality as uh creative, a bit of a night owl, I’m a workaholic, a shopaholic and according to the state of California an alcoholic as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels. And to put all those rumors to rest I am not broke. I actually have over 400 dollars in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro miles, which I’m very proud of. I’m looking for a compatible mate who likes a night out on the town as long as he or she is driving of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders.

The perfect mate loves long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing and passing out in Cadillac Escalades.

[Lindsay Morgan Lohan / Funny Or Die] Source: LYBIO.net
So if you think you can handle a red head with a little bit of sass and by that I mean a red head that’s crazy. I mean don’t pretend like you don’t know me. We’ve all read about it. We’ll crash a few parties, a car or two but at the end of the day I promise you I never lose my Google hits, just my underwear. You can reach me at 612679 or you can find me on the cover of Us Weekly because I’m so alone.

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