Ray William Johnson – Turkey

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
What’s happening guys? Dogs, Dancing, Hispanic-ly.

[Dancing Dog - Clip]
(Merengue Music in Background)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I mean of course this little dog can cut a rug, right before he poops on it, yah! 150,000 views in three months, this video is genius, mainly cause if you take away the music, its just a shaggy little dog trying to get in the house (sit, boo, boo.) Source: LYBIO.net Look at him, bad dog. Then the guy who uploaded the video sinced the music to it and suddenly we have a cute little dog doing the mer-en-gue

[Dancing Dog Clip]
(que loco – Merengue is a style of Latin American music and dance with a two-step beat – playing in background)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
That is funny stuff, man, that little show off dance is better than I do! Let’s see his zss do the robot!

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Alright next video, its got 150,000 views as well, it got it in a week. Now its a clip taken from a local news talk show called San Diego Living. Now this dude here is demonstrating how to use a Turkey Caller.

[Host Blows Turkey...Caller - Clip]
(Scott Paulson dot info – Calling All Turkeys!)

[Scott Paulson]
And it has a little Diaphragm in it that allows the air to vibrate Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Right! Did you see that? Shake it, it calls the Turkey! But then he hands it to the host and what does she do?

[Host Blows Turkey...Caller - Clip]
(Scott Paulson dot info – Calling All Turkeys!)

[Scott Paulson]
You should try.

[Unidentified Man]
Go ahead – I want to see this!

[Unidentified Woman]
I would love to. (puts the Turkey Caller in her mouth and blows)

[Unidentified Man] Source: LYBIO.net
No, no, no –

[Unidentified Man]
That just wasn’t right.

[Unidentified Woman]
Yah, I know

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Ma’am! It looks like your giving it oral zyx. I can’t be more forward than that. I mean, she didn’t need to stick it in her mouth! (lolwut?) Source: LYBIO.net How many times have I said that? No really! She didn’t need to stick it in her mouth! The guy before her showed her that it doesn’t go in your mouth, but then he hands it to her and she immediately pumps it, first of all, I’m in love, second of all, I totally get why this went viral, I mean it’s one edit away from being pzyrnzgryphic

[Host Blows Turkey...Caller - Slow Motion Clip]
(woman puts the Turkey Caller in her mouth and blows)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I guess now you know why they call it a gobbler, huh! Nevermind.

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I think you guys will like this one, you see there is this little kid here. And the story is a couple of older guys in his school showed him zdylt material on the internet for the first time. And his facial reaction (he’s shocked) its, its, good.

[Kid Sees zdylt on the Internet - Clip]
(LMAO! Did you see a ghost?) Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
That poor kid, that’s so wrong. You see its funny cause he’s going to be scarred for life, you see. Now I don’t know what was on that screen and I don’t know what they showed that kid to get him to react like that, it couldn’t of been zyrn, come on there is no zyrn on the internet, who told you that, I mean maybe, maybe he’s looking at footage of that dancing dog? Or maybe he’s looking at Turkey Calling Device

[Host Blows Turkey...Caller - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net

[Unidentified Man]
I want to see this!

[Unidentified Woman]
(puts the Turkey Caller in her mouth and blows)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Or maybe he’s watching Equals Three and just noticed how (beepin) handsome the host is? And I approve this message. Yeah! That one is probably it! Now guys, I can’t find the original video, all I found are copies which means I have no idea how many hits it actually has, I also have no idea if they actually showed the kid or maybe he just related to that OMG cat we talked about awhile back (cousins) Oh my goodness! Source: LYBIO.net But I am pretty sure of this video is old, I mean if you look of the size of those computers (ancient) monitors, those computers must be from like the 1920′s. Yah, the kid is probably an adult now, he’s probably all (beep) up from this. But you know what else is (beep) up that dogs ability to dance.

[Dancing Dog Clip]
(Havana Nights) (que loco – Merengue is a style of Latin American music and dance with a two-step beat – playing in background)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
But also the comment question of the day. Which comes from a user named (bing) hotshxyrainbows. And she said:

[hotshxyrainbows]
Hey Ray, so my comment question of the day is: “How did the Hobo get in your bathtub?”

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So how did the Hobo get in your bathtub? Yah, I don’ t understand the question either? Just go with it, and leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys: “why would you destroy the world?”

[Outer]
(The outer song “Stalkin’ Your Mom” is written and performed by Wax.)

Ray William Johnson – Turkey. Now guys, I can’t find the original video, all I found are copies which means I have no idea how many hits it actually has, I also have no idea if they actually showed the kid or maybe he just related to that OMG cat we talked about awhile back (cousins) Oh my goodness! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Ray William Johnson – Turkey.