Shh – TSA Wants To Touch Your Kids

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[Shh - TSA Wants To Touch Your Kids]

[Mother] Source: LYBIO.net
On our way to Orlando, February 9, 2013, our three year old daughter was set aside for a “pat-down” and “wheelchair swab”

I started recording this video on my phone. The agent told me that videotaping TSA was illegal.

My daughter was already distraught after the TSA agent wouldn’t allow her to hold her stuffed baby, “Lamby”

[Daughter]
I want her – I want her.

Agent: She’s trying to take pictures or a recording of me pattin’ her down so…

[Man]
Just hang tight, I’m calling somebody.

[Mother] Source: LYBIO.net
You’re okay, baby. Ya, but my phone is gonna run out of room.

Agent: It’s illegal to do that – you can’t take pictures of …

[Mother]
You can’t touch my daughter in my sight – can record it.

Agent: We are not sayin’ that –

[Mother]
You understand what I mean?

Agent: You know what I’m sayin’ we’d have a lot of people – we (inaudible) said her –

(Wait, doesn’t “pat-down” imply touching?)

Agent: – ask my Supervisor first, but it is against the law for you to record ourselves doing this – I said to record me.

(parent: “cite the law”)

Agent: Okay – somebody come over here –

[Daughter] Source: LYBIO.net
I want the —

[Mother]
It’s okay baby.

[Daughter]
I want the bear/lamb

[Mother]
Okay you get Lamby in a minute, ok, you can get Lamby in just a minute. The problem is that I don’t allow anyone to touch my little daughter without being able to record it, if that’s – you know.

[TSA]
That’s fine.

[Mother]
It just seems ominous for you guys to suggest that you have to do this in the dark of (inaudible) that in of itself seems very inappropriate.

[TSA]
Ok, alright – give us a minute, my colleague

[Mother]
Sure

[TSA]
Is calling on this (inaudible)

(Lucy: “I don’t wanna go to Disney World!”)

[TSA] Source: LYBIO.net
(Inaudible) I’m just waiting for the supervisor – I didn’t do anything that’s why I called you

(Lucy: “I don’t wanna go to Disney!”)

[Mother]
Can she have her little baby, you guys x-rayed it?

[TSA]
Oh, yes, go ahead.

[Mother]
There’s Lamby. There’s Lamby. Baby – look

[Lucy - Daughter]
Thank you.

[TSA] Source: LYBIO.net
(inaudible) if you don’t feel comfortable – stay with (inaudible) okay stand right here. Thank you.

(Thank god someone is standing guard to keep Lucy & Lamby from rolling off to smoke grass and martyr themselves)

[TSA]
They calling —

[Mother]
That’s fine.

[Unidentified - Background]
Hi sweetie. Hi.

[TSA]
So there’s an alarm so we have to do some extra screening and because it is a child.

[Mother]
Uh huh.

[TSA]
It just – we’re trying to be extra careful.

[Mother] Source: LYBIO.net
Why can’t you just bring a – I can get her out of the chair and you can take the chair

(Right, because there year – olds in hot pink wheelchairs are typically up to no good.)

[Unidentified Man]
You can take the chair with you – we make arrangements that you can take the chair

[Mother]
You’re not taking the chair here – but

[TSA]
No no – because there is already an alarm

[Mother]
For me? That was for me those were my earrings.

[TSA]
No – not that! I believe that child alarm.

[TSA] Source: LYBIO.net
You know how we bring —- I didn’t say she was going to get pat-down — run her over – I just

(Lie, two different agents said they were going to pat her down.)

[Mother]
That’s what I was told.

[Man]
One lady down there said Pat-Down.

[TSA]
Oh ya, I don’t – like we do our other customers and then I asked her.

[TSA]
Put it on this table.

[Mother]
Ok

[TSA]
All together

[Mother]
Sure

[TSA]
Just hang right here for a minute – just one second and where are you traveling today?

[Mother] Source: LYBIO.net
We’re going to Orlando ultimately ya

[TSA]
Ultimately Orlando. Ok, just one second.

[Mother]
Hey Lucy!

[Lucy]
Ya?

[Mother]
You’re special! You get to do – we get to do special stuff.

[TSA - Background]
– Okay – thank you

(We spent a very long 20 minutes speaking with several different “managers”)

(They all wanted to know, who we were, where we were from and where we were going.)

[Mother] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey Lu – this lady is apparently is going to check you – okay for – for stuff.

(All of this because I didn’t want them to touch my child’s body.)

[Mother]
And why have to do – does she have to get out of the chair for you to do this as well?

[TSA]
I just want you to just tell me what you – I do have to screen the chair

(Why are we letting them do these things to us – just to fly?)

[Mother]
What? Ya.

[TSA]
You’re Mom?

[Mother]
Ya.

[TSA]
I do have to screen the chair.

[Mother]
Ok. How do you do that?

[TSA] Source: LYBIO.net
Just pat it down and then I’ll -

[Mother]
Ok

[TSA]
- use a swiping device – but I want you to –

[Mother]
What’s a swiping device?

[TSA]
It’s – it’s a paper device – it’s a round disc – have you ever traveled before?

(Oh , and tell me again why they need to check my child’s wheelchair for “chemicals”/drugs just so she can board a plane?)

[Mother]
I’ve traveled many times, I’ve never had my child –

[TSA]
Have you traveled with her – that’s what I meant

[Mother]
No, not in the chair.

[TSA]
Ok, so I’ll we do is while in the chair – cause it’s her personal chair I just sample the chair – go around paper disc and I put it on the chair and I wipe the chair cushions and I do the back of the chair and then I look on the side and I put it in the machine and as far as her

[Mother]
As far as her – are you checking – what are you checking for? Are you checking for chemicals?

[TSA] Source: LYBIO.net
Any kind of explosives. Any kind of explosive.

Why do we continue to let TSA touch our children?

Totally absurd.

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