John McAfee – How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus

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[John McAfee (September 18, 1945) - Founder, McAfee Antivirus Software, Eccentric Millionaire]
And now a message from JOHN MCAFEE founder, McAfee Software

Fuck! Send! Send! Oh hello there. My name is John McAfee I’m the founder of the McAfee Antivirus Software Company, although I have had nothing to do with this company for over 15 years, I still get volumes of mail asking, ‘How do I uninstall this software?’ I have no idea.

I really need to quit. As I’ve said, I have had nothing to do with McAfee software for over 15 years. I’ve had more pressing things to do.

But recent events have made me change my mind. I’ve had, over the years, many responses from users who are complaining about the difficulty in removing the software. I’d like to read you a few things.

‘Holy fucking shit. I was drawing for like five hours straight on this marvelous drawing, and I had to do a big ass scan that slows the shit out of my computer. It was McAfee, of course. My computer is always really fast, but that son of a bitch has to come fuck it up.’

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There’s another:

‘My free trial of McAfee or however it’s spelled expired. When it expired, it also blocked Pornhub. Fuck McAfee. Fuck them in their stupid faces. I hope they get dick and cunt rot and die a slow agonising death for limiting my porn use to xHamster.

No one should have to use xHamster.

[John McAfee] Source: LYBIO.net
I tried one final time and got the urban dictionary definition for McAfee.

‘A barely passable virus scanning program that updates at the worst possible times. Tends to render your computer completely useless whenever it starts an update (which it doesn’t ask to start and you can’t cancel or pause)’

‘McAfee updates at horrible times, almost like the creators want you to die.’

So I finally remembered how to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus Software and I’ve asked my friend Bartholomew to walk you through the steps.

This is my lab-tech Bartholomew, he is gonna take you through step by step the process of Uninstalling the McAfee Antivirus Software. Say hello, Bartholomew.

Uh, yes, so, if you need me, I’ll be over here and uh good luck.

[Bartholomew] Source: LYBIO.net
The procedure for removing McAfee Antivirus Software from your computer is as follows:

First, make sure you have a full back up.

[John McAfee] Source: LYBIO.net
Yes, Bartholomew, back it up. Back it up. That’s right.

[Girls]
Yeah, John.

[John McAfee]
Very important, back it up.

[Girls]
(inaudible)

[Bartholomew]
Sir, should I be reading the instructions for the Mac or PC, they’re really quite different?

[Girls]
(Laughing)

[Bartholomew]
Um, depending on which edition and version of Mac Vs. Anti Malware Software’s installed on your computer, you may have to click on remove, uninstall, or similarly named option to begin the unistall process.

[John McAfee]
(snorting Bath Salts)

[Bartholomew]
When finished reboot the system. John, are you getting this?

[John McAfee]
Ya, ya, yes.

[Bartholomew]
You may have to download McAfee consumer product removal tool.

[John McAfee]
(snorting Bath Salts)

[Bartholomew] Source: LYBIO.net
John?

[John McAfee]
Huh? Yes.

[Bartholomew]
John?

[John McAfee]
Yes.

[Bartholomew]
Huh? Does that sound about right?

[John McAfee]
Well not completely, you know. I mean it’s always there, it’s watching. It’s been watching me for years. Every-time I turn on the fuckin computer, its there looking at me. You know, something went wrong. 15 years ago I had some beautiful software and they took it over and I don’t know what they did, it’s like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fuck my accountant, it was terrible, the same fuckin thing is going on now. But I know what to do, I know exactly what to do, believe me, I got a fuckin solution right here.

[Fires At The PC]

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This has been a message from JOHN MCAFEE

John McAfee – How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus. I have had nothing to do with this company for over 15 years, I still get volumes of mail asking, ‘How do I uninstall this software?’ I have no idea. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.