The President’s Speech Trailer Script

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Barack Obama – The President’s Speech Trailer

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[Barack Obama - The President's Speech Trailer]

[Background Voice]
The following preview has been begrudgingly approved by all audiences by The President of The United States, The film advertized has been rated ‘U’ – Unwatchable.

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The parody trailer plays.

(Applause.)

[Woman]
The year is 2011 and opposition rises: Congressional Republicans could force the government to shut down.

[Background]
And a President must face.

[Unknown]
Republicans are serious about an amendment that will eliminate funding – this is serious business – with the President’s teleprompter.

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His Greatest Challenge.

[Text]
GOP slips secret provision into budget bill.

[Text]
Commander-in-speechless

[Text On The Teleprompter]
Hello
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[Background]
From the people who brought you Universal Health Care and the huge backlash to Universal Health Care comes the incredible true story:

[Barack Obama]
As our economy added another 20, (flubs — ahhhh)

[Barack Obama - Video Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
They say that, to say that ah

[Barack Obama] Source: LYBIO.net
Doing that awa (bla la la) let’s start all over!

[Reporter]
The President has lost his Prompter! Joe Lockhart. Has he lost the magic.

[Joseph Lockhart (born July 13, 1959)
S____ he's gone from Yes We Can to No I Can't.

[Barack Obama]
No, I can’t get that! I will also, I will also visit, I will also visit Chile, I will also visit Chile – Okay! Let’s try that again!

[Background]
In his Darkest Hour!

[Background Citizen's Voice In A Crowd] Source: LYBIO.net
Mr. President what are you gonna do?

[Background]
The president turned to a man that never let prepared remarks stand in his way!

[Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya Music Plays]

[Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.; born November 20, 1942)]
Axelrod wanted me to use the teleprompter I told him I’m much better when I wing it

[Background]
Who broke all the rules.

[Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.)]
His Mom ah, lived in Long Island for 10 years or so, god rest her soul and wait, she’s, your mom’s still alive! God Bless her soul!

[Background]
And spoke from the heart.

[Joe Biden Congratulates Barack Obama with F-Word]
This is a big fuckin deal.

[Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.)]
I’ve never seen so many damn insurance commissioners
One bought 30inch hedge clipper
Lord I’m not that old, actually I am

[Background] Source: LYBIO.net
It’s the story of friendship and the power of the human spirit!

[Barack Obama]
There’s only two lines, okay.

[Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.)]
Your making me feel better!

[Background]
But mostly, its this for two hours:

[Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.) - Video Clip]
And someone we appreciate even more. Natalie Portman, this is not on the teleprompter but she’s a heck of a lot better looking than Rahm Emanuel

[Background]
This fiscal year join two time Grammy award winner, Barack Obama

[Barack Obama]
This is the coolest weekly address.

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Renown fruit and vegetable enthusiast Michelle Obama

[Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama (born January 17, 1964)]
Look, Sam! There’s a carrot!

[Background]
And AMTRACK’s passenger of the year 3 decades running -Joe Biden.

[Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.) - Video Clip]
There goes Biden again!

[Background]
As the President loses his teleprompter! But Wins The Future!

[Barack Obama]
Thank you!

[Supporters]
(cheer and applaud)

[The President's Speech]

[Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill - Song Plays]

[Barack Obama]
My outstanding Vice President Joe Biden is here. (appears to be snoozing)

The parody trailer ends.

[Barack Obama]
Coming to a theater near you. (Applause.)

Barack Obama – The President’s Speech Trailer. The following preview has been begrudgingly approved by all audiences by The President of The United States, The film advertized has been rated ‘U’ – Unwatchable. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

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