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Saturday Night Live Mayweather Pacquiao Fight

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[Saturday Night Live Mayweather Pacquiao Fight]

Good evening. As many of you know, tonight’s episode of Saturday Night Live will air concurrently with the Floyd Mayweather / Manny Pacquiao boxing match, an event many are calling: “The Fight of the Century”,
“Historic, Once in a Lifetime Television” and “The Moon Landing of Sports”.

In fact, right now, many of you are frantically calling your cable company to order it on Pay-Per-View, for the very reasonable cost of “one month’s food.”

Here at NBC, we did everything we possible could to keep boxing fans glued to our network.

At noon, we showed a hockey game. At 4 pm, it was the Kentucky Derby. Then at 7:30, we showed night golf. Not even regular golf – we showed golf played at night.

Without a doubt, it was the whitest day in the history of professional sports. Luckily, one of the guys in our crew knows a guy, who has a friend, who was able to steal the Pay-Per-View signal.

So at this point, we’re just going to air the Mayweather / Pacquiao fight in its entirety.

Without further delay, we join the action ringside.

Ladies and Gentlemen, lets get ready to rumble… Source: LYBIO.net

In one corner with an undefeated record of 40-0 with 27 KO’s the reigning welterweight champion of the world and also the 9th place finisher in “Dancing with the Stars” Floyd “Money” Mayweather.

And in the other corner with 57 wins and 38 KO’s, the “Pride of the Philippines” – Manny Pacquiao.

Warning: Because this is a pirated broadcast of the fight some of the visual may appear distorted. For example, Floyd Mayweather may appear slightly taller, while Manny Pacquiao may appear to be a white woman with a fake goatee and a t-shirt.

Will both opponents meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves.

Okay, you know the rules:

No holding.
No hitting below the belt.
Also, you both pretty old, they calling this “The Fight of the Century” only because your combined ages are 100.

Don’t punch too hard, understood?
– Yeah.
– Yeah.

Manny?
– ¡Sí Señor!..
Uh, yeah, um…he doesn’t speak Spanish, he’s from the Philippines.
– Yeah, uh, okay…
Okay, that’s worse. That’s worse. Also, there are [a ton] of celebrities here tonight. So, if you knock down your opponent go to neutral corner and have a fun casual drink with Mark Wahlberg and P. Diddy. If you the one who gets knocked down, I will count to ten very slowly. Try to drag this fight out. I may repeat the number 6 several times, I might also make up the number normpht. During that time Justin Bieber will be allowed in the ring and he will do a very condescending dance in your direction – are you ready, Justin?

– Yo… I was born, ready, you, I was also born pre-mature.

Okay, alright.

You heard the man, now when you hear the bell, lets have a fight.

We appoligize to viewers who are shocked by the violent intensity of tonight’s fight. This is what happens when you air raw footage from a real boxing match. It’s brutal to watch, but there’s also a strange beauty to it. Two graceful warriors, locked together until the bitter…

Okay, at this point, two of our actors Kenan Thompson and Jay Pharoah, have left the sketch to go watch the actual fight in Wiz Khalifa’s dressing room.

So let’s just say Manny Pacquiao won.

There’s no reason to change the channel.

And – Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!

Saturday Night Live Mayweather Pacquiao Fight

Saturday Night Live Mayweather Pacquiao Fight

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