Ted Poe – Do You Know The Muffin Man

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[Lloyd "Ted" Poe (September 10, 1948)] Source: LYBIO.net
Madam Speaker, do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man? Yes, I know the muffin man, but he doesn’t live on Drury Lane. He lives at the Department of Justice and is growing rich on selling $16 muffins to the Department of Justice at Justice Lane.

The Department of Justice’s inspector general states that at only 10 conferences the Department of Justice spent almost $500,000 on refreshments. That’s $50,000 per conference for just refreshments. And that includes $4,200 for a handful of muffins 250.

Madam Speaker, how come these critters cost $16 apiece? These are some high-dollar muffins that the Department of Justice is buying for its refreshments at conferences for refreshments. Where do you even find a muffin that costs $16? I’ve never seen one. Maybe they’re shipped in from a special bakery in France with some secret ingredient. My favorite bakery in Texas, RAO’s in Beaumont, tells me these things should be about $2 apiece.

So why is the Justice Department with all those fancy lawyers letting the muffin man get away with this price gouging? Because the muffin – the government doesn’t care. It lives high on the hog with taxpayers’ money. Source: LYBIO.net

So, Madam Speaker, do you know the muffin man, the muffin man? I know the muffin man, and the government should quit spending somebody else’s money to keep the muffin man rolling in the dough.

And that’s just the way it is.

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