Ray William Johnson – Bird Secks

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Ray William Johnson – Bird Secks

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
What’s happening guys? You know what guys? If I told you once, I’ve told you a 1,000 times. Don’t (beep) around with exercise balls.

[2 Girls 2 Exercise Balls - Clip]
[Womens' voice]
(bang balls and laugh)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Yah, Balls to you! Now, that video came out, like, six months ago and suddenly its popular, everybody is sending it to me, but its funny for a couple of reasons. 1) you can pretty much insert any generic joke here, like, these sure girls are bad at handling balls. 2) this was a pretty clever way to make these girls to make out. (kiss) I’m guessing that they thought that these balls would hit each other and that they would bounce back and we would all LULZ at their shenanigans but that’s not the way it turned out. So I’m guessing that it was an intentional fail, which turned into an actual fail, which using internet math, which makes it a win.

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now, this next video is fairly new, it just appeared on Attack of The Show, once you appear on something like that, it gets the ball rolling, and your video blows up. So the video is this dude and he decided he’s decided he’s gonna go streaking.

[Streaker Fail - Clip]
[Camera Man]
Go streaking…

[Streaker Dude]
(smashes into the glass window)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Alright, a few things here, mainly, if you are gonna streak, why even bother covering up your junk. I mean, you already talked your drunken frat buddy into filming you, why don’t you let your man-hood hang out? I mean that’s the point of streaking. So you can run by that church at the corner and all those priests can see you naked. (pause) What that’s just me! Also man if your gonna streak plan ahead so you don’t end up like a bug on a windshield. And by the way, I bet those guys over there playing tennis where like, ahhhh, was that the new ball boy? No, unfortunately, I can’t find the original copy of this video, it probably got removed cause you know, that dudes wang is hanging out, so I have no idea idea how many views this has but its worth it to just watch the video to see the dude holding the camera laugh his a** off. LMFAO.

[Streaker Fail - Clip]
[Camera Man]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
But, yah, I’d be laughing my a** off too! I’ve seen a lot of stuff and that is one funny a** thing to catch on video!

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So, there’s this bird, right!I guess specifically the bird is a Cockatiel Cock-n-Balls bird he’s in his cage and he’s doing what adult birds do when their alone together.

[Cockatiel Whistles After *** - Clip]
(whistles)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Yah, they were doing it, but I didn’t bring this up to talk about bird p***. See, when this bird is done having s**, I guess he’s all happy, so he whistles a song.

[Cockatiel Whistles After *** - Clip]
(whistles)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
What the hell! That video got 200,000 views in two weeks. Did I seriously just watch two birds pretend to love each other before one of them broke out in song, what the hell is this a Bollywood movie and if you listen to the actually song its a “Whistle While You Work“, the song from Snow White. Why that particular song, why not something more appropriate like Toot It N Boot It, I guess it would make sense that he would whistle a song, after I have s**, I’m so f*** happy I don’t whistle a song I sing Opera, ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh, I just boned her, and by the way, and I’m just curious, who in the hell pulls out their camera and films birds humping?

[Cockatiel Whistles After *** - Clip]
(oh yeah, baby)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Oh, I’m glad they did, cause you know the video is funny, just asking, anyway, now that I think about it, it would make sense that the bird was whistling, of course, he was trying to let the world know, he just got laid.

[Cockatiel Whistles After *** - Clip]
(whistles)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Alright, stop boasting, nobody likes a bragger, Mr. Cock-n-balls. You know who always likes to brag after they do it? The comment question of the day, which comes from the user-named (bam) HisokaTamashii and she said:

[HisokaTamashii]
The comment question of the day is what would you do to join the dark side?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Yah, Darth Vader with cleavage, yah, that’s not disturbing at all? Anyway, what would you do to join the dark-side?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what do you think I do in my spare time?

[Outer]
(The outer song “Stalkin Yo Mom”.)

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