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[Gavin Miles McInnes (July 17, 1970)] Source: LYBIO.net
Gather around, gather around. You want to be on a camera. We’re here in beautiful New York City. We’re going to do a card trick. This is an old card trick that goes back generations. I just want to make sure, you see, we got a normal deck here, everything is totally fine. I want to get someone to choose a card, could do anyone. Let’s get you, this random.

Okay, now I want you to take a card, grab a card from the deck; I’m not going to look. My eyes are closed and looking away. Now, I want you to show the card to everyone here, everyone here has to see the card, but I can’t see, okay.

Now, I am going to ask you to put it back in the deck, but you know what, you put it back in the deck yourself, right, and shuffle it in there. I don’t want to see where it goes, I can’t see, where it goes, the trick is ruined, right. My eyes were blocked, I’m looking at you. Okay, is the card back in yet. Now, everyone knows what the card is, but me, right? Okay.

Now, this is where the tricky part comes in. I’m going to put this in my pocket, and I’ve got a funny feeling, I got a funny feeling that the card isn’t in the deck anymore. I got a funny feeling that the card is in my wallet. Let’s have a look at that, shall we ladies and gentlemen. Oh, oops. Wasn’t the king? Oh, oh well, I guess I fucked it up. Sorry about that. This gets good – Let’s give this lady a – let’s give this lady a hug, what a great sport she was, oops, what have we here. That wasn’t it? No.

Oh, well. Sorry for wasting your time. That’s it. Sorry, that wasn’t great. Sorry, good bye.

[Gavin Miles] Source: LYBIO.net
Wait, wait. I just thought of something. Hold on, I think, I know where it is.

[Laughing]

Is this the card? [card placed in buttocks]

[Laughing]

Was this the card?

I knew it’s somewhere.

[Laughing] [Clapping]

Magic.

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