Laura McDonald – Kristen Stewart Explains Christmas

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[Laura McDonald - Kristen Stewart Explains Christmas]

[Laura McDonald as Kristen Jaymes Stewart (April 9, 1990)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi, I’m Kristen Jaymes, in the latest Twilight movie I very convincingly play a girl whose pregnant with a magical baby, can you guys guess who also is pregnant with a magical baby is? Virgin Mary. After playing Bella, I realized I have a lot in common with the virgin Mary and I thought for the holidays I would like tell the first story of the first Christmas. So ah, like one day this Angel comes up to Mary, she’s like: God thinks your hot and he wants to make a baby with you. So wear something nice. One thing I know about womem who are pregnant is their they rub their stomachs constantly. I know that cause that’s how I played Bella, like you, you just rub your stomach and then you gave this freaked out look like: (hah)

[Laura McDonald] Source: LYBIO.net
In olden times people had babies in hotels but the hotel was booked because it was Christmas Eve. And umm so the hotel let the them have their baby in a barn. Ah, so pilgrims come with ah, with gifts, one is Frankenstein, a merman, and then gold from Jared’s jewellery, umm, like Jared’s has the best gold and diamonds umm so like, it was a nice gift. The pilgrims also brought Pocahontas ahh, and she helped birth the baby because Indians were like really good at birthing outside. Hoow are you guys? I’m good. She’s pregnant. Ah so baby Jesus comes out of Mary and he sees his own shadow and that’s why we have Winter. Ahhh, so like right after ahh, Jesus saw his own shadow they voluntary crucified them. Ah – oh my god! Literally. Whatever. LYBIO.net And so afterwards to make everyone feel better Saint Nic got everyone presents. But they were all like for Christmas cause you bring baby Jesus back from the dead and he totally did. Oh ai oh oh oh ai ai. So Jesus was like a super magical baby with a beard. Merry Christmas.

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