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[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup, I’m Stas Davidov!
And the first vid is about a spider.
Aaah! A spider!
Wait a sec, I’m not afraid of spiders.
Ok-ok, I see that you got it. Good job. Now I’ll explain to those with less RAM [giraffes?]
I’ll take just a couple of seconds.
So guys, this is a small spider who’s afraid to cross the ink path.
Guess he prefers the other paths, if you know what i mean [cockroach chalk %)) ]
Or he has an inkophobia.
It’s like homophobia only you’re afraid of dark blue and not rainbow.
So yeah.
[want this on my iPhone]
Aaah, a spider! Oh, I’m not afraid of them, forgot…
I’d draw something else if I was the guy.
Something decadent, something Leningrad band-like *o()o*
But people next door usually don’t understand this type of humor.
Oh btw, it’s like a cure for arachnophobes! [panacea so to speak]
See a spider? Circle it with a pen [and you're safe %)) ]
[screw you guys, I'm going home!]
What have you done!
You just taught the spider not to be afraid of pens!
Now he’ll run away, tell every spider and they’ll grow a super-race of anti-pen spiders!
That’s how it works! [100% info]

And this is Horosho!
This vid for some reason became ridiculously popular in the ruNet.
You type “Sir, please proceed to the couch” in the search bar and freak out from the results!
Whaddaya gonna do…
Guess I’ll have to deal with it.
Sir, please proceed to the couch~
I mean it’s fun and all… but let’s watch it again.
Sir, please proceed to the couch~
[yup, that's all]
And 3rd time’s the charm.
Sir, please proceed to the couch~
I dunno, I feel that something’s missing.
Maybe an ending?
Maybe the ending in fact contains the charm.

But how can we talk about charm if this vid isn’t about the beating of a black woman in Israel with a pork and with dubstep and an explosion in the background? [quality benchmark]

But at least this boy will grow up to me a real … ball for Russian national football team! [boy-ball]
It’s Nani who scores the 2nd!
But to be honest, I’m not sure the kid will live that long.
Sir, please proceed to the couch~
Sir, instead of the couch you hit the wall. I am disappoint.
Sir, please proceed down the stairs~
When I asked my son to open a window like I always do…
They took away my parenting rights.
By the way, I found another vid made by these guys.
A really… ambiguous video.
- …care to lay down?
- Yes please~
- Oh you sweet little bunny~
[wtf? O.O]
And now let’s watch the couch vid again.
[you kinda look at this differently now, eh?] Sir, please proceed to the couch~
I wonder who get this all on camera?
If mom then I really feel sorry for the kid.
[Adams family]
And this is… so-so.
And the last vid was sent by Rimaty.
And it’s about hot summer, laziness and a good time.
And it has a dog in it.
[dog drier ]
Wish I could work like that, eh?
Sleep-sleep-sleep~
Oh, your master is one of those assholes who wakes you up just to say “sleep-sleep-sleep”?
Other than that yes, I did think that it was dead in the beginning.
Yeah dude, we have so much in common.
Yeah, she’s not dead, just tired – working all night biting asses [night shift %) ]
It’s funny how a dog’s mug can express so many human emotions [a full spectra of hatred]
Guess she didn’t only bite asses but also went clubbing with BBFs.
Drink bitches are just begging to…
Well you know what I mean, we have so much in common after all.
Or when you fall asleep on the keyboard, wake up in the morning and there’s QWERTY on your forehead!
[Night after the raid]
So you wake up in the morning one day, and there’s a dog sleeping next to you [or a cow]
During these moments you won’t even be surprised that you’re on top of the doghouse.

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So, who’s stronger than Chuck Norris?
Archimedes with lever and a pivot.
Aziz
Only Sirron Kcuhc is stronger than Chuck Norris
A stag beetle. Why him? Sounds more spectacular.
Wife of Chuck Norris.
Now Anton Petrov will never be able to check his YouTube inbox…
[T-shirts:]
Aaah, a spider!

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