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[Seth MacFarlane Vs. Ryan Lochte - The Olympian Talks - SNL Skit]

[Seth MacFarlane] Source: LYBIO.net
Well the fall television season is just getting under way. Here now with a preview of the Fall line up is the Olympic Gold Medalist Ryan Lochte.

[Ryan Lochte]
Hey Seth, I’ma I’ma Lochte.

[Seth MacFarlane]
So Ryan, so Ryan, you had a busy summer?

[Ryan Lochte]
Ya, is, I was America in Olympics.

[Seth MacFarlane]
So, what are some of the new shows you’re excited about?

[Ryan Lochte]
The first one’s called “Monkey Hospital”. It’s a show about a monkey in a hospital. It’s so funny.

[Seth MacFarlane]
Well, I think you mean: “Animal Practice.”

[Ryan Lochte]
Yeah, the monkey’s so funny it’s it’s it’s not fair they give all the best lines to the monkey. I give it three swims. [holds two fingers up]

[Seth MacFarlane]
Out of – out of how many?

[Ryan Lochte]
Three.

[Seth MacFarlane]
Ok. So what other new shows do you like?

[Ryan Lochte] Source: LYBIO.net
I’m really excited about that show: “Goon.”

[Seth MacFarlane]
That’s actually Go – On, it’s two words.

[Ryan Lochte]
Oh, ok, it’s it’s either way it looks really Go Od.

[Seth MacFarlane]
No, no that’s good. That’s one word.

[Ryan Lochte]
Ok, uh I give – I give it six swims [ holds four fingers up ] Hey, Seth, do you want to know a secret?

[Seth MacFarlane]
Sure.

[Ryan Lochte]
… “If you hold your ear up to my ear you can hear the ocean…

[Seth MacFarlane]
Ya, I’m good – I’m good right now.

[Ryan Lochte]
Su-it yourself. Oh man it feels so weird to be dry. Ah, juice.

[Seth MacFarlane]
Say what?

[Ryan Lochte]
Juice.

[Seth MacFarlane]
You want juice?

[Ryan Lochte]
Oh ok.

[Seth MacFarlane]
Here you go.

[Ryan Lochte]
Yah

[Seth MacFarlane]
Is that better?

[Ryan Lochte] Source: LYBIO.net
Ya

[Seth MacFarlane]
Ok, Any other shows?

[Ryan Lochte]
There’s Elementary on CBS, I like that show ’cause I enjoy complex characters that use their powers of deduction to solve riddles.

[Seth MacFarlane]
Really?

[Ryan Lochte]
Nah, I just like the shapes.

[Seth MacFarlane]
Ok. Anything else?

[Ryan Lochte]
Ya, I was watching this one show and like partway through, there were all these other little shows.

[Seth MacFarlane]
Oh you know those are commercials.

[Ryan Lochte]
Ya, that has to make sense cause I was in a bunch of them.

[Seth MacFarlane]
Oh, ok, great. And finally what about the new season of Amrican Dad on Fox?

[Ryan Lochte]
Oh, I actually heard that’s really good.

[Seth MacFarlane] Source: LYBIO.net
Alright! Ryan Lochte everybody!

Seth MacFarlane Vs. Ryan Lochte – The Olympian Talks – SNL Skit. Ya, I was watching this one show and like partway through, there were all these other little shows. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

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