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Smosh – The Internet For Dummies

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[Smosh - The Internet For Dummies]

Shut up!

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PLAY > The unauthorized reproduction or distributing of this copyrighted work is illegal. Even talking about this VHS tape with your friends or spoiling the movie’s ending will be investigated by the FBI and is punishable by up to 50 years in federal prison and a fine up to $5.

[Bob Roberts]
Ahhhh – Hello paying customer, has this problem ever happened to you?

[Customer]
Writing to my grandchildren is so hard. I’ll probably die before it reaches them.

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Well, there’s a solution and it’s called: THE INTERNET

[Bob Roberts] Source: LYBIO.net
My name is Bob Robers. I’m a Vietnam war vet and a very skilled internet user. (Internet Master) The fact that you purchased this help guide on VHS TAPE, means one of two things, either I’m dead and you’ve been rooting through my belongings or you wanna learn how to get on the internet. Either way, I think I can help you out!

[The Internet For Dummies - Now Presented In Color]

Starring ME and my grandson Bob Roberts III with special guest The Internet.

Fact: Connecting to the internets is as easy as my ex-wife.

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First connect to the internet.

Step 1:
Connect to the internet.

[Bob Roberts]
Hey hey what hey hey hey what the ——-

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Make sure your computer is actually plugged in.

STEP 1:
Plug in your computer

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Ahhh alright! Now connect to the internet.

Step 2:
Connect to the internet.

(America Online – Dialing….) (dial up sound)

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It’s like beaming the internets to the moon or something.

(static sound)

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Why do we really have to hear this noise, I

[Bob Roberts]
If the internet is still not working for you, you should pay your grandson a shinny new nickle to set it up for you. That ought to buy him on of them Pokemon or whatever those stupid jack@sses are wasting their money on these days.

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Do you wanna be famous on the internet? Well get the Youtube show to come out to your house and film you so you can be on the Youtube website show.

[Background]
Charlie Bit me

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Ha, ha, ha, (farts) Damn barking spiders!

Fact: The internets do not catch the interfish.

[Bob Roberts]
Wow…. yeah.. this is fun – I’m flying – once you get the hang of it the internet is a beautiful place that is very polite and informative.

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If you got a question tap it in on gaggle and someone working there will answer your question real quick

Question: Dear sirs: How do I pluck my ear hair? Sincerely, Bob Roberts

Answer: (displays a list of search results)

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Whooooooooa

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Well there you have it, you too are now an internet master! (I can’t find my keys) Congratulations! You’re Internet Master! If you enjoyed this moving picture please sure to check out my other VHS’s at all participating Blockbuster movie rental stores, such as: ColdPanning For Dummies. Duke Nukem For Dummies. And Hemorrhoid Treatment for Dumb(beeP)

We’ll see you soon on the Internets.

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Smosh – The Internet For Dummies. Fact: Connecting to the internets is as easy as my ex-wife. [Bob Roberts]: First connect to the internet. Step 1: Connect to the internet. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

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