Smosh – First Person Shooters Suck

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[Smosh - First Person Shooters Suck]

Quit camping your stupid Nobe
Shut Up!

[Ian Hecox (November 30, 1987)]
Alright guys, the video game industry is sucking right now. So we have to come up with something fresh, no more stupid first person shooters like Call of Duty! So if you have any ideas that somehow resemble Call of Duty, you just throw those out right now!

[Everyone] Source: LYBIO.net
(toss notes to the floor)

[Ian Hecox]
Does anyone have any fresh ideas? Cause if you don’t I’m gonna have to fire all of you!

[Staff With Glasses]
But I have children.

[Ian Hecox]
Then I’ll fire them too!

[Anthony Padilla (September 16, 1987)] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, I think I got one. Umm, it’s called: “Shadow Man.” So you play this guy and you have to avoid shadows. If you touch any then you die.

[Ian Hecox] Source: LYBIO.net
So it’s a platformer?

[Anthony Padilla]
Exactly! Latter in the game you pick up this AK47 and you have to shot your way out of the nightmare!

[Ian Hecox]
Damn it! NO! NO MORE SHOOTERS!!!

[Staff With Red Shirt Glasses]
Ya! BTW! It was an AK74U not an AK47! Douche-nozzle!

[Anthony Padilla]
It’s clearly and AK47 with the collapsible stock! Just because you play Call of Duty doesn’t make you a weapons expert!

[Staff With Red Shirt Glasses] Source: LYBIO.net
Yes it does!

[Ian Hecox]
Guys! Shut the f(beep)k up! Does anyone have any ideas for a game that doesn’t involve shooting?

[Staff With Glasses]
I’ve got an idea, it’s called: “Candy-Land – Modern Candy Fair”.

[Ian Hecox]
That sounds like a shooter?

[Staff With Glasses] Source: LYBIO.net
No! It’s for kid who like candy and lands. In this game your the Candy Man and your goal is collect as many white marshmallows as possible while avoiding the black ones. And best of all, once you collect 11 white marshmallows in a row you can call in AK1-30

[Ian Hecox]
If I hear about one more CALL OF DUTY rip off, I’m-ma gonna jump out that f(beep)kin window!

[Staff With Glasses]
Heh, heh, we’re on the first floor.

[Ian Hecox] Source: LYBIO.net
You’re fired!

[Staff With Red Shirt Glasses]
Well, if you’re gonna fire him, your gonna have to fire me too!

[Ian Hecox]
Ok

[Staff With Red Shirt Glasses]
S(beep)t

[Ian Hecox] Source: LYBIO.net
You better give me an idea right now!

[Staff Blue Shirt]
Ahhh, ahhhhhhhh!~ ~~~ I got it, what about Call of Duty.

[Ian Hecox]
(shots Staff Blue Shirt dead)

[Ian Hecox]
That’s it, the gaming industry is doomed!

[Secretary] Source: LYBIO.net
(enters the conference room) Snacks anyone.

[Ian Hecox]
You! You must have an idea! Please, please help me!

[Secretary]
Well, I did have this one idea, for a game, but it doesn’t involve shooting.

[Ian Hecox]
Ok. Go on.

[Secretary] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, it’s about a father who lost his daughter in a paranormal accident which left him with strange powers.

[Ian Hecox]
That’s f(beep)kin brilliant! What’s it called?

[Secretary]
Magic Daddy Rescue Force.

[Ian Hecox] Source: LYBIO.net
I love it, together, you and I will change this world. Just you wait and see

[Anthony Padilla]
Ah, can I go home?

[Ian Hecox]
Shut the f(beep)k up! (Headshot Anthony dead)

[Ian Hecox] Source: LYBIO.net
Owned!

[Ian Hecox]
You have been promoted Douche-bag.

[3 years later]

[Video Game Store]

[Staff With Red Shirt Glasses]
You got any cool new video games.

[Store Clerk]
Ya, we got this cool new one here, called: “Magic Daddy Rescue Force”. Check it out!

[Staff With Red Shirt Glasses] Source: LYBIO.net
LAME!!!

[Staff With Red Shirt Glasses]
Call of Duty 12

[Staff With Red Shirt Glasses]
I’ll take it.

[You've been promoted - Stupid Customer] Source: LYBIO.net

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