Smosh – Beef ‘N Go

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[Smosh - Beef 'N Go]

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi, I’m Anthony Padilla. Are you the kind of person that loves meat, but is always on the go? Well, I know I am.

[Dramatization]

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
For years I’ve searched for an easy way to eat steak and other meat products with my on-the-go lifestyle. But products, like, Quickie Steak were to inconvenient, while other products like: “Meatball Necklace.” were just plain messy! That is, until I found Beef ‘n Go. Beef ‘n Go is a mostly natural 100% ground beef meal for the person on the go! I can take Beef ‘n Go anywhere!

It works great as a snack when I’m running or when I’m running late to class. It’s also great when I’m doing my daily errands, like shopping at the strip mall or driving to the strip club. But I’m not the only one who enjoys Beef ‘n Go.

Here’s Barack Obama, ready to woof down some Beef ‘n Go at a presidential debate. Hillary looks pretty jealous, doesn’t she? Source: LYBIO.net

And here’s Tom Cruise introducing Beef ‘n Go to the church of Scientology.

Our photography snapped this photo of Britney Spears getting out of a car with Beef ‘n Go at hand. Oh ya, her v@g^na showing.

Did I mention Beef ‘n Go can help improve your social life? Just listen as my friend tells you all about it.

[Ian Hecox] Source: LYBIO.net
One, Two, oh hey! You caught me working out! My name is Ian Hecox (five-time Olympic gold medalist) and I’ve always struggled with my social life, that is, until I found out about Beef ‘n Go. I never thought a tube full of beef would score me so many chicks! You ladies want some Beef ‘n Go? And the great thing about Beef ‘n Go, there is always enough to go around. So go ahead, share it with those hot chicks. They are just bound to love it, and love you.

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, can you please remind me why we did this commercial.

[Ian Hecox] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, lets see, does free Beef ‘N Go for life sound good to you? Ya.

[Reporter]
We are here with Roy Lee Jenkins (Founder of Beef ‘N Go), in order to give your Beef a distinct flavor and consistency, do you keep your cows on a strict diet, is that right?

[Roy Lee Jenkins (Founder of Beef 'N Go)]
We’ve given them wheat grass and wheat grass only! Oh! and horse testicles.

[Ian Hecox] Source: LYBIO.net
(spits Beef N Go out of his mouth)

[Beef 'N Go Song]
Beef n Go is really neat.
It’s the best food that you’ll ever eat.
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Smosh – Beef ‘N Go. It works great as a snack when I’m running or when I’m running late to class. It’s also great when I’m doing my daily errands, like shopping at the strip mall or driving to the strip club. But I’m not the only one who enjoys Beef ‘n Go. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.