Key & Peele – Pizza Order

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[Key & Peele - Pizza Order]

[Carlos] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello, thanks for calling Mario’s Pizza. This is Carlos speaking.

[Caller]
Hello. We would like a large pie with pepperoni, pineapple and cheesy crust.

[Carlos] Source: LYBIO.net
Large pepperoni, with pineapple and cheesy crusts.

[Caller]
We would also like a large pie with bacon, pineapple and cheesy crust.

[Carlos]
Large bacon pineapple with cheese crust. Okay, is that going to complete your order sir?

[Caller]
You know well let me engage the room, guys we got one another pizza, let me just, who’s hungry show your hands let me see em, one, two, three, keep them up, four, five, six.

[Carlos]
Oh, having a party. Ha, ha, ha…

[Caller]
Yeah, pretty big one, two come on guys keep them up. Hugo, Summer, Hans, Fu, you know, well let’s play it safe. Just go another pie. Pineapple.

[Carlos]
All right, oh you guys going to need cheesy crust on the third.

[Caller]
Good question, I will engage the room. Hey guys do we want cheesy crust on the third, okayish that is a resounding yes for cheesy crust on the third, Claire says you read her mind.

[Carlos] Source: LYBIO.net
Claire, huh, I like that name.

[Caller]
It’s a good one. Oh, also my boy Andy over here, is saying you have something called Chicken poppers?

[Carlos]
Is she cute?

[Caller]
Who is that and what now?

[Carlos]
Claire.

[Caller]
Oh, her body is like a four. Anyway we would also…

[Carlos]
Well, how do you mean?

[Caller]
Let’s just say she is kind of a big girl.

[Carlos]
That’s all good. That’s all superficial man. I like Claire for what’s inside.

[Caller]
You don’t even know Claire.

[Carlos] Source: LYBIO.net
Yo, but for real though.I feel like, I do know Claire man. Put me on the phone.

[Caller]
You don’t need to speak to Claire.

[Carlos]
No, I do.

[Caller]
You know, what I got a level with you man I fucked her.

[Carlos]
Oh. I am sorry, I didn’t mean to get in between you guys, no…

[Caller]
Quite all right. It was a while ago before she blimped up. My current girl friend live body 10 face 10. But any way Claire yeah, I hit that sexually and as did my boy, Hugo, hell, even Bubba got some of that. So just wanted to know used goods, used goods.

[Carlos]
So you wouldn’t care if I asked her out?

[Caller]
Well, let me do it for you. Hey Claire this guy from the pizza place wants to date you too poor, alright I’ll let him down easy

[Carlos]
Wait, wait, wait no, tell her that no I am not a rich man, but I am a good man, tell her Claire. I believe in destiny and I believe that we’ve always know that our soul mate was out there. The moment that we had that unspoken connection about the cheesy crust, I realized that you are always the one, because and I know this was corny, but that moment was just like simple.

[Caller] Source: LYBIO.net
Wow! You really do care about Claire.

[Carlos]
I do…

[Caller]
Oh! My god Claire just got shot.

[Carlos]
What, no.

[Caller]
Oh, just came through the window was the bullet, hit her on the neck, oh Claire is down she is dead, she is dead I am calling the cops she is dead.

[Carlos]
Claire -Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Caller] Source: LYBIO.net
Chinese it is…

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