Ray William Johnson – The Dark Side

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s happening guys? Cześć! Its a little shout out to Poland everyone who watches =3. Anyways there’s this video floating around of Lady Gaga busting her a** pretty hard at a concert.

[Lady Gaga Falls - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Ya I know a lot of people don’t like Lady Gaga but I give her credit, she fell fairly hard but she gets on up and keeps singing like nothing happened.

[Lady Gaga Falls - Clip]
(falls and gets up)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now there are a lot of copies of this video on Youtube and some are even shot from different angles, now all those videos combined probably got up to about 1,000,000 views in just a few days, and I’m glad she wasn’t hurt, cause for a second there it looked like she fell hard and landed on her (beep) but no, she’s fine, like I said she played it off pretty well, I mean she could of pulled a Peter Griffen and stopped the entire concert like:

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
(holding elbow pretending to hurt) Awwwww!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
And by the way guys stop editing the video to make it look like she’s doing dirty things.

[Video Edit: Up and Down edit clip Lady Gaga Falls - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Okay see, that right there, stop it! Come on, that’s just not appropriate, look at that, I mean really! Come on, don’t make her ride the disco sticks.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Alright, are you ready for this, this probably the best video I have ever seen in my life! No seriously, you guys are gonna love it, check it out.

[Buffalo Bill - Clip]
I can’t wait to put it in my mouth.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I told you it’s the best video you’ve ever seen! I mean, come on, how could you not love, whatever the hell he’s doing there? No, that appears to be some sort of weird performance art? And Buffalo Bill there apparently has a Youtube channel full of it, the funny thing is that I’ve reviewed this dudes channel like 3 years ago and he’ still going, like he’s still making these videos. Like ten a month. Every video is like a little song and come on you know you celebrate his entire Collection.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I mean how could you forget such hits (1-800-Astro-Glide) (for your pork sword needs!)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
As:
Drugs, Drugs, Drugs
Ultimate Who***
Hot Little (beep)
And of course everyone’s favorite:
Betties Poop

Call and order your copy today.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now supposedly his performance art videos have “Socio-Political Undertones”, so let’s see if we can interpret this one.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Okay the paint on his skin probably represents the white mans oppression.
See that thong represents how women are objectified.
And that mask represents the dominance of faceless corporation.
And the gigantic nipples are just gigantic (beepin) nipples.
And by the way if hell exists and you get there your not gonna see Satan with the big red horns.
You’re going to see this guys saying that one line over and over again

[Buffalo Bill - Clip]
I can’t wait to put it in my mouth.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Anyway this dude is awesome I’m glad he’s getting so much attention, his videos are weird but what the (beep) evar! Man! Good for him.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So apparently at Disney Land you can put your kid through one of these mock Jedi training things, there they sort of pretend to show your kid how to be a Jedi. At some point during the training a guy dressed up as Darth Vader shows up and the kids are suppose to uphold the Jedi honor code, by pulling outta lite-saber and going: (beep) you and your (beepin) momma! but unfortunately it doesn’t always turn out that way! See this little girl here decided to take a different path!

[Darth Saraih - Clip]
(Little girl bows down to Darth Vader)
Oh, no, no, my dear!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now the little girl was cute, this video is getting passed around like crazy right now, its about a month old. It actually went from like zero views to 1.2 million views just in the past few days. And when you go and watch the whole thing my favorite part is how pumped those Stormtroopers are. Yaaah, the dark side totally needs more chicks. Man, what is that little girl thinking turning to the Dark Side? You know what, Yoda needs to show up out of nowhere. Like, lost your (beep) mind, you have! Here’s the thing, people are telling me that this video is fake? And maybe someone did put her up to it, but who cares! Its totally funny! And according to the original video the little girls name is Saraih and somebody has already made her a Facebook fan page called Dark Saraih. And you know Star Wars fans everywhere totally love this video, but you know Star Wars fans don’t love? The fact that mother(beep) greedo shot first! Oh! Snap! Oh, No Come On! I kid! But seriously this guy (in my mouth) but you know what else shot first, no, wait, before I get into that, I’m doing weekly vlogs again, I put them on my website (bam) actually you can’t annotate that, here’s a little shot of it anyway, ah, so, I’ll put those up like once a week, they are not going on Youtube, they will just go on my website, also on my website there is a game where you can beat the (beep) out of me, so! Go, go have fun with that, I’ll put a link to it, it’s RayWJ.com slash vlogs, I’ll put a link to it down in the dubbly what ever the (beep) its called these days, and thanks again guys, see you in a few days, and now we get to the comment question of the day which comes from a user named (bam) EmmaleexCORE, and she said:

[EmmaleexCORE]
What’s up forum, how do you become an official Banf?

[RWJ]
So how do you become an official Bad-A**?

[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what would happen if there were no Facebook?

[Outer]
(The outer song Ray William Johnson – The Unofficial Smithers Love Song.

Ray William Johnson – The Dark Side. Anyway this dude is awesome I’m glad he’s getting so much attention, his videos are weird but what the (beep) evar! Man! Good for him. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text To Ray William Johnson – The Dark Side.