Rooster Teeth Shorts – Captain America The First Avenger Parody

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Are you sure you’re ready for this Mr. Rogers? There’s no turning back.
I want to do this.
You’ll become the next generation of super-soldier. Stronger. Faster.
More viral.
You will be a perfect physical specimen, possessing speed, stamina, agility like no other human being has every experienced.
It wasn’t so bad. Source: LYBIO.net
That was penicillin. The serum has to balance out the enlargement (inaudible) from the body. We will be making your head, arms chest and legs more bigger and stronger. And other body parts will get smaller. It’s called the displacement anomaly.
So what part of me is affected by the displacement anomaly?
Only the penis.
What?
What?
You didn’t answer me.
Yes.
What part actually shrinks?
Penis.
The penis?
Good. Good. Ok.
No no no no. Ok – whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
It’s the one part of your body that you do not need to fight and protect America. It’s a perfect trade off. My idea.
I don’t think that’s a good trade-off. Personally, I would rather like, trade off an arm or a leg.
Impossible, you need your hands and feet for battle son.
Uh, what about this? What if you shrunk the rest of my body down to size and then made my penis big? Huh? Then – then I could fight with it, like a – some sort of battle axe and –
No, no – this this shrinking is better. Source: LYBIO.net
No no, just give it a thought for a second. Captain Penis?
Mr. Rogers! We’re wasting time!
Okay, how much shrinkage are we talking about here? Like, I got out of the pool. Or what?
Okay, well how big is it now?
I – ah it’s it’s – it’s about average. Big. Big-big it’s bigger than average, like big – way bigger than average, like, I definitely have room to spare some inches.
Ya – good. Let me show you.

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EXCELLENT!
NO! What the hell, man, dude. I can not fight Nazi’s with that thing.
Mr. Rogers, please.
I can not!
You’re blowing this out of proportion. Source: LYBIO.net
NO MAN! THAT IS OUT OF PROPORTION! WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR DEGREE?
It’s not about the size. It is about what you do with it! Uh?
Uh? Very. Very. Very True.
Ok. I quit. I’m out!
What about America?
America. Fu-fuck America, honestly!
You piece of shit.
T-MINUS T-SECONDS TO PROCEDURE!
No! GUYS, I WANT OUT! CALL IT OFF! CALL IT OFF!
STEVE! You can do this. Source: LYBIO.net
5 seconds.
You are so brave. I know the man you are and you’re the man you will be. I believe in you. I really do.
So, you still like me, even with a tiny penis?
Oh, as a friend.
ARRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! No!
Now, to start.
NO, no, no. No. No. Stop! Stop! Not this. Fuck America.
How do I look? Source: LYBIO.net
Oh?
Ya, I’m gonna need stronger glasses to find the nut?
It looks like a baby carrot.
(Laughing)
Guys, come on.
Hey, where’s Stark? Stark? Huh? Oh!

[Hitler] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh oh oho ho ho ho! He has such a small penis! It is so small and inferior! We will surely win now! So small!

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