Shane Dawson – Dare The Dawson

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[Shane Dawson] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey, what’s up you guys. Yes, I know exactly what you’re thinking. Whoa! Look at that new background; look at the cardboard cut out of a zebra, a fucking Zebra. Oh you’re probably also wondering why I look like a big gay super hero; to infinity and beyond. Actually you know what, I’m bored, I’m just going to stay home and watch Hoarders.

Well guess what guys, this is your fault. That’s right. Today we’re doing a little something called ‘Dare the Dawson’. So I did an episode of ‘Dare the Dawson’ four years ago and I never wanted to do it again. Well, the reason I’m doing is because I want you guys to know I will do anything for you, except for that one thing you all wanted me to do, which I’ll never do. Yeah I don’t love you that much. But I do love you fuckers enough to dye my hair hot pink and get a lip piercing and that’s just the beginning. Here we go guys. It’s time to ‘Dare the Dawson’.

I dare you to wear your mom’s bra. Oh, please I already am. I look like Pink.

I dare you to throw water balloon at Shanna. She’s going to be mad. Let’s do this.

[Shanna Malcolm] Source: LYBIO.net
What do you want me do, again?

[Shane Dawson]
Okay. Do that crazy dance move that you do.

[Shanna]
Okay – calm, stretch. Fuck! What the fuck man, oh my God!

[Shane Dawson]
Girl, you got wet. It’s been a while.

[Shanna]
You know what; fuck you for that.

[Shane Dawson]
I dare you to rub your face in Nutella, splat you face into a bowl of powdered sugar and then scare your mom. That is probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, perfect. Let’s do this. It’s actually kind of delicious.

[Karen Dawson]
I feel for Shane but it is because for you – that’s the only thing I can think of honey. Why did you do that! Shawn.

[Shanna]
He made me do it, I swear.

[Shane Dawson] Source: LYBIO.net
I dare you to make out with a poster of Anthony from Smosh. Well, good thing I always have one of those lying around. Oh Anthony from Smosh. Let’s gets this started. GIF that you sick fucks.

[Shanna]
Shut up, nigga.

[Shane Dawson]
Oh God, play Slender. All right you guys, I’m about to play Slender for the first time. I have my laptop here. I’m ready to go. All these Slender reaction videos take place in a really dark creepy room. So I had Shanna help me ‘black out’ the room, no pun intended. And I’m ready to play this game and pretend to be scared because it’s fucking stupid.

Okay so let’s see. I am in the woods. This is very scary. Okay, there is a tree. Not scared yet. Okay, oh, oh, okay, not scared yet. Nothing is happening, nothing is happening. Well, I don’t understand why you’re all playing – oh. [AH-HA-HA] You told her to do that shit? That was – that was some fucked up shit.

[Shane Dawson]
I dare you to kiss a random Youtuber like Joey Graceffa. Okay, so I am at my front door. I invited Joey Graceffa over to hang out and watch some movies and Lauren is filming. Say hi, Lauren.

[Lauren]
Hi Lauren.

[Shane Dawson]
So I’m going to open the door, bring him in here and then fucking make out with him. Did you get scared by that?

[Lauren]
A little bit.

[Shane Dawson] Source: LYBIO.net
Good. Okay hide.

[Joey Graceffa]
Hi, how are you?

[Shane Dawson]
Good, good, good. So I set up the camera, thought maybe we can do a tag video

[Joey Graceffa]
Right

[Shane Dawson]
Or something. Oh, and really quick.

[Joey Graceffa]
Okay. What the fuck just happen?

[Shane Dawson]
I dare you to do the condom challenge. All right, so we’re about to do the condom challenge. Let’s look this up.

[Shanna]
Oh! Hell no.

[Shane Dawson] Source: LYBIO.net
They’re flavored.

[Shanna]
Okay. Is it grape?

[Shane Dawson]
It smells like birthday parties.

[Shanna]
What kind of birthday parties you’ve been to?

[Shane Dawson]
I never thought I’d loose my nose virginity like this. What if I die like this? Going slow, I don’t want to rush things.

[Shanna]
You don’t.

[Shane Dawson]
How was that? I don’t know where it is.

[Shanna]
AHHHHHH NO!

[Shane Dawson]
I fucking, fucking did it, motherfuckers, motherfuckers. Yeah, touch down.

[Shane Dawson][Shanna]
AHHHHHHHHHHH! Fuck, are you fucking kidding me?

[Shane Dawson] Source: LYBIO.net
All right you guys, that’s all the dares and I’m still alive. This is a success. So don’t forget to like this video, favorite it and leave me a comment telling me what dare you want me to do next. Also make sure to subscribe to my channel. I have new videos every single Saturday.

Oh and by the way, next week I am not putting my video up on Saturday morning, I’m putting it up on Friday afternoon. I’m going to try this out. I feel like Friday after school is better than Saturday morning because you fuckers like to sleep in. So I will see you guys next Friday afternoon and every single day on my iPhone channel. I love you.

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