Shane Dawson – Douchebag

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[Shane Dawson - Douchebag]

["Judas" is by Lady Gaga, from her studio album Born This Way (2011).]

[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]

[Mr. Filmore] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello, this is your principle Mr. Filmore welcome to the 2011 Mill-brook Senior Prom, please don’t have s^^ with each other tonight, also there is a green Honda element with it’s lights on! And thank you, and don’t forget to have fun!

1 week earlier

[Lisa Schwartzt]
Hey Switch

[Shane Dawson as Switch]
Hey what are you doing?

[Lisa Schwartzt] Source: LYBIO.net
Ah, I was actually just about to call you!

[Shane Dawson as Switch]
Oh, weird, it’s like our brains are connected or something like dolphins or retards!

[Lisa Schwartzt]
Ya, totally uhm so

[Shane Dawson as Switch]
So I was wondering what color dress your going to wear to prom? Because I got this Corsage thing and I just wanted to make sure it like matched. I don’t want you to look like a color blind idiot!

[Lisa Schwartzt]
Ya, um, about that. Richard apologized!

[Shane Dawson as Switch]
Oh

[Lisa Schwartzt]
He thought we were on a break so I guess that’s not technically cheating! And he’s a really good guy once you get to know him!

[Richard] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s up! You talking to that fat lesbian chick?

[Lisa Schwartzt]
Richard stop it!

[Lisa Schwartzt]
I’m sorry Switch!

[Shane Dawson as Switch]
Ah, it’s okay. (looks sad) I can just like eat it.

[Lisa Schwartzt]
Will you save a dance for me?

[Shane Dawson as Switch]
Ya, sure!

[Richard]
Come on, this d&&& ain’t gonna suck itself son!

[Lisa Schwartzt] Source: LYBIO.net
Bye Switch!

[Shane Dawson as Switch]
Bye

[Shane Dawson - Douchebag]
Your-oh-oh falling for a douchebag douchebag
Your-oh-oh-oh falling for a douchebag douchebaa-ag

D-bag d-bop-bop
D-bag d-bop-bop
D-bag d-bop-bop
D-bag Douchebag

D-bag d-bop-bop
D-bag d-bop-bop
D-bag d-bop-bop
D-bag Douchebag

He takes longer than you to get ready
He shaves his legs but swears he’s not gay
He lotions other girls at the beach
Romantic night to him is Chuck E Cheese!

Oh, whoa oh,oh,oh
Oh, whoa oh,oh,oh
He’ll let you down
Let you down down (down down)

Oh, whoa oh,oh,oh
Oh, whoa oh,oh,oh
Tell you to lose some pounds
Pound pounds (pound pounds)

He’ll always makes you cry so girl don’t be surprised
Cause, you’re falling for douchebag baby
You hope that he’ll change but he’ll just stay the same
Cause, you’re falling for douchebag baby

Your-oh-oh-oh falling for a douchebag douchebaa-ag
Your-oh-oh-oh falling for a douchebag douchebaa-ag
Source: LYBIO.net

Ya~~

He’s an excuse for a man
He gets his tan from a can
F-word tattooed on his hand
Cause he’s so cool.

[Richard]
Dude, I’m so cool

He makes you massage his feet
His dog sits in the front seat
His farts are never discrete
And he’ll always be a tool

[Lisa Schwartzt]
The Punch Looks good!

[Richard]
Ya, it does.

[Richard]
(another girl awaits in the background) You wanna go get us some!

[Lisa Schwartzt] Source: LYBIO.net
Sure!

[Richard]
(kisses another girl)

[Lisa Schwartzt]
(views Richard kissing another girl and walk away)

[Shane Dawson as Switch]
Ah, I wanna love you! You know I would do anything for you! I want to help you but you just keep on letting him(Richard) hurt you!

[Lisa Schwartzt] Source: LYBIO.net
(walks towards Shane gives Lisa the Corsage and they kiss)

[Shane Dawson]
He’ll hurt you!

[Shane Dawson as Switch]
He’ll always makes you cry so girl don’t be surprised
Cause, you’re falling for douchebag baby
You hope that he’ll change but he’ll just stay the same
Cause, you’re falling for douchebag baby

Your-oh-oh-oh falling for a douchebag douchebaa-ag
Your-oh-oh-oh falling for a douchebag douchebaa-ag

D-bag d-bop-bop
D-bag d-bop-bop
D-bag d-bop-bop
D-bag Douchebag

[Shane Dawson]
Hey what’s up you guys, I hope you like the video, so if you wanna see really cool behind the scenes documentary done by my friend Joe, click here, most of it is just me trying to break the guitar! Also thank you to totally sketch who directed the video, click here for him and also thank you to Richard and Lisa, this is feeling very crowed, I’m getting a little claustrophobic, alright you guys, I love you crazy mutherf%%%ers thank you for watching, free link to the song in the down scroll crotch bar, down in my crotch, alright see you guys later!

Source: LYBIO.net

Shane Dawson – Douchebag. Oh, oh, oh oh oh. Lose some pounds. Lose some pound pounds. He always makes you cry so girl don’t be surprised. Cause, you’re falling for douchebag baby. You hope that he’ll change but he’ll just stay the same. Cause, you’re falling for douchebag baby. Complete Full Song Lyrics, Text, Words To Songs, Reader, Read Lyrics Of Songs, Song, Words And Accurate Lyrics To Shane Dawson – Douchebag.