Key & Peele – Yo Mama Has Health Problems

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[Keegan-Michael Key] Source: LYBIO.net
Mr. Lewis, thank you for coming in with your associates. I know this is hard to hear, but we need to make some serious decisions about your mother’s health. Let’s be honest, she is getting on in years.

[Jordan Peele]
Oh, that. Okay, I see how it is. I see how it is. Well yo mama so old her last name is Osaurus.

[Laughter]

[Keegan-Michael Key]
No, Mr. Lewis it wasn’t an insult. I was just saying that your mother’s condition is deteriorating, because she is getting older.

[Jordan Peele] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, see that’s cold though, that’s a cold one. Okay, okay, I see how it is. Yeah, yo mama so old in her history class they just wrote down what they were doing.

[Laughter]

[Keegan-Michael Key]
Mr. Lewis, this isn’t an insult contest. Not only is your mother elderly but also her ability to walk is currently being affected by her weight.

[Jordan Peele]
Oh, see, okay. It just got real.

[Keegan-Michael Key]
No, I’m not insulting her. I’m trying to tell you…

[Jordan Peele]
Yo mama is so fat when she go to the movie theatre bitch sit next to everyone.

[Laughter]

[Keegan-Michael Key] Source: LYBIO.net
Listen to me. Okay, your mother needs to manage her weight or there can be some real problems.

[Jordan Peele]
Oh, okay. All right, yeah, yeah. Yo mama is so fat she need a latitude and longitude number to find her own Asshole.

[Laughter]

Coordinate.

[Jordan Peele]
Now, who is the doctor?

[Keegan-Michael Key]
I’m the doctor, Mr. Lewis; I’m and it’s my job to make sure that your mother is getting the care that she needs. We are talking about the woman who took care of your whole life; the least you can do is take of her in her old age and take this seriously.

[Jordan Peele]
I’m sorry.

[Keegan-Michael Key]
I’m sorry, that I lost my temper.

[Jordan Peele]
No, really, doctor, I guess I was just joking around because I know her condition is really serious and I don’t know, I guess humor is the only way, I can really deal with it. I just know that she said so many times, she doesn’t want anything invasive done.

[Keegan-Michael Key] Source: LYBIO.net
Really, I was not aware of that. That’s interesting because she did not mention that to me in our previous conversation. Of course it was difficult to hear her with my Dick in her mouth. Snap, Mr. Lewis. Oh, snap. Now, let’s talk about the procedure.

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