Schmoyoho – Muffins In Congress – Songify The News 2
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[Schmoyoho - Muffins In Congress - Songify The News 2]
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[Ted Poe - Ted Poe - Do You Know The Muffin Man]
Madame Speaker:
Do you know the Muffin man?
The Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man?
Yes. I know the Muffin Man.
But he doesn’t live on Drury Lane.
He lives at the Department of Justice.
On Justice Lane.
And is growing rich on selling sixteen dollar muffins.
How come these critters cost sixteen dollars a piece?
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(sixteen apiece)
These are some high dollar muffins.
(yeahhhhhhhh)
Maybe they’re shipped in from a special bakery in France.
(IN FRANCE!)
IN FRANCE!
Let’s dance.
Where do you even find a muffin that costs sixteen dollars?
My favorite bakery tells me these should be two dollars a piece.
(two dollars a piece)
Forty two hundred dollars for a handful of muffins
Why is the Justice Department spending money on these?
(ON THESE!)
ON THESE!
(ON THESE!)
The muffin man is rolling in the dough
Five hundred thousand dollars on refreshments
(sometimes in the night you need some Oreos)
(some Oreo’s)
(But the store is out and suddenly muffins seem like a wise investment)
(But they’re not~!)
The muffin man is rolling in the dough
Pastor Charles L. Worley – Local Pastor Calls For Death Of Queers & Homosexuals
Build a big fence.
Put all the lesbians in there.
In a few years they’ll die out.
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[Anderson Cooper - Bigoted Church Member Stacey Pritchard]
Do you agree with his statements.
That he said on the pulpit.
I mean, yes, he said that.
But of course he would never want that to be done.
You’re saying he doesn’t want it done but he said he wanted it done
Okay, um, yes, I agree with him if they can’t get the message that that’s wrong. They can’t reproduce and eventually they would die.
(pardon me while I face-palm and cry)
So you believe that gay people are only born of gay people?
If man and man were in the same fence they can’t reproduce.
-Right but that wouldn’t —
They can’t reproduce.
Ah – but that wouldn’t –
(Ah – Hold up, this learned and witty discussion could go on forever apply your palm to your face and you will feel better, much better)
Joseph Robinette “Joe” Biden, Jr. (November 20, 1942)
Are military tracked down Osama bin Laden those warriors delivered Justice they got him. They sent a message to the world that if you harm America we will follow you to the end of the Earth and f*@# you up!
We’ll f*@# you up!
F*@# you up!
And we will follow you to the end of the Earth and f*@# you up!
Class of 2012 this is your destiny.
LET’s F*@# THEM UP!
WE WILL F*@# THEM UP!
LET’s F*@# THEM UP!
WE WILL F*@# THEM UP!
LET’s F*@# THEM UP!
WE WILL F*@# THEM UP!
LET’s F*@# THEM UP!
WE WILL F*@# THEM UP!
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